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foolishmortals2018-11-03 12:56 pm
superstarlineup) wrote in foolishmortals2018-11-03 12:56 pm
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Mock Gaiden Trial
[After everyone has finished investigating the horrendous death of a poor dog (and also a couple of disasters who somehow gotten themselves killed, everyone will hear a loud click from the direction of Superstar Studios. A few moments later, the Agent’s voice is heard.]
Ok that’s enough rehearsal there! Time for the show! Everyone break a leg okay?
[As everyone enters the Studio, the first thing that hits them is the blinding lights, making it impossible to see anything for the first few moments.
Once their eyes adjust, they’ll realize that they are definitely in a really tacky movie studios. There are some cheap cardboard cutouts of monsters and city skylines, cameras that look pretty out of date, and the whole place looks like it was built on a shoestring budget.
In the middle of the studio there are rows of directors chairs for every guest that woke up here, with Rod, Ghost Host, and Stan’s chairs just knocked over. In front of them stands the Agent, grinning in an extremely uncanny way.]
I’m impressed! Three bodies is impressive after that first week of nothin’! I’m gonna make sure that culprit gets an extra special reward if they manage to get away with it.
[A small pause, then:]
Okay, my shining stars. You all have to figure out who killed your fellow actors so they don’t get away with it! If they do, they get their reward while everyone else will be punished instead.
There’s no set time limit, but make sure you don’t make it borin’. The cameras are rolling and I ain’t going to let the people watch another boring average reality show!
Ok that’s enough rehearsal there! Time for the show! Everyone break a leg okay?
[As everyone enters the Studio, the first thing that hits them is the blinding lights, making it impossible to see anything for the first few moments.
Once their eyes adjust, they’ll realize that they are definitely in a really tacky movie studios. There are some cheap cardboard cutouts of monsters and city skylines, cameras that look pretty out of date, and the whole place looks like it was built on a shoestring budget.
In the middle of the studio there are rows of directors chairs for every guest that woke up here, with Rod, Ghost Host, and Stan’s chairs just knocked over. In front of them stands the Agent, grinning in an extremely uncanny way.]
I’m impressed! Three bodies is impressive after that first week of nothin’! I’m gonna make sure that culprit gets an extra special reward if they manage to get away with it.
[A small pause, then:]
Okay, my shining stars. You all have to figure out who killed your fellow actors so they don’t get away with it! If they do, they get their reward while everyone else will be punished instead.
There’s no set time limit, but make sure you don’t make it borin’. The cameras are rolling and I ain’t going to let the people watch another boring average reality show!
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[ ...Then she starts considering- ] Does that make that man Constantine's Tamer, instead of Sovereign? Or something of equivalence? Do all other creatures draw off the power of humans...no, any other being, to help them achieve greater power?
[ She sighs, musing to herself. Please excuse her, she's from the philosophical Digimon series. ]
My Sovereign...everyday I learn you were more misguided than I ever could've thought.
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[don't worry we're all just musing aloud here]
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[There was an entire song about it, even if it got cut.]
And come on, you know it would be AMAZING.
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