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Gaiden Mock NPCs ([personal profile] superstarlineup) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-11-03 12:56 pm
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Mock Gaiden Trial

[After everyone has finished investigating the horrendous death of a poor dog (and also a couple of disasters who somehow gotten themselves killed, everyone will hear a loud click from the direction of Superstar Studios. A few moments later, the Agent’s voice is heard.]

Ok that’s enough rehearsal there! Time for the show! Everyone break a leg okay?

[As everyone enters the Studio, the first thing that hits them is the blinding lights, making it impossible to see anything for the first few moments.

Once their eyes adjust, they’ll realize that they are definitely in a really tacky movie studios. There are some cheap cardboard cutouts of monsters and city skylines, cameras that look pretty out of date, and the whole place looks like it was built on a shoestring budget.

In the middle of the studio there are rows of directors chairs for every guest that woke up here, with Rod, Ghost Host, and Stan’s chairs just knocked over. In front of them stands the Agent, grinning in an extremely uncanny way.]


I’m impressed! Three bodies is impressive after that first week of nothin’! I’m gonna make sure that culprit gets an extra special reward if they manage to get away with it.

[A small pause, then:]

Okay, my shining stars. You all have to figure out who killed your fellow actors so they don’t get away with it! If they do, they get their reward while everyone else will be punished instead.

There’s no set time limit, but make sure you don’t make it borin’. The cameras are rolling and I ain’t going to let the people watch another boring average reality show!
awardnothawk: up to something (those boys are always)

[personal profile] awardnothawk 2018-11-04 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Please don't ever say that again. Ever.
dannydorito: (why are you like this)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-04 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Which part, "Spades," "holy shit," or "butt vore".
awardnothawk: those boys are evil (cause me all kinds of distress)

[personal profile] awardnothawk 2018-11-04 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[internally screaming]

Any combination of those things.
dannydorito: (ham good)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-04 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Gotcha, talking about what a holy shit moment it is when Spades got butt-vored by the puppet is off the table.
awardnothawk: up to something (those boys are always)

[personal profile] awardnothawk 2018-11-04 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[THROWS A HIGH HEEL AT HIM

not one she was wearing, just a random shoe she brought with her]
dannydorito: (bp rising)

[personal profile] dannydorito 2018-11-04 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
AH- ow.

[WORTH IT.]
feudalladyshandmaid: (Smile)

[personal profile] feudalladyshandmaid 2018-11-04 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, nice throw.

[You are appreciated, Sharpay.]
awardnothawk: 'cause just before you get home (and it's bring me to tears)

[personal profile] awardnothawk 2018-11-04 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, I had to learn due to the surprising amount of basketball-related choreography in my previous role.
feudalladyshandmaid: (Stare)

[personal profile] feudalladyshandmaid 2018-11-04 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
...Whatever you say, I guess.