Mock Gaiden Trial

[superstarlineup]

[After everyone has finished investigating the horrendous death of a poor dog (and also a couple of disasters who somehow gotten themselves killed, everyone will hear a loud click from the direction of Superstar Studios. A few moments later, the Agent’s voice is heard.]

Ok that’s enough rehearsal there! Time for the show! Everyone break a leg okay?

[As everyone enters the Studio, the first thing that hits them is the blinding lights, making it impossible to see anything for the first few moments.

Once their eyes adjust, they’ll realize that they are definitely in a really tacky movie studios. There are some cheap cardboard cutouts of monsters and city skylines, cameras that look pretty out of date, and the whole place looks like it was built on a shoestring budget.

In the middle of the studio there are rows of directors chairs for every guest that woke up here, with Rod, Ghost Host, and Stan’s chairs just knocked over. In front of them stands the Agent, grinning in an extremely uncanny way.]

I’m impressed! Three bodies is impressive after that first week of nothin’! I’m gonna make sure that culprit gets an extra special reward if they manage to get away with it.

[A small pause, then:]

Okay, my shining stars. You all have to figure out who killed your fellow actors so they don’t get away with it! If they do, they get their reward while everyone else will be punished instead.

There’s no set time limit, but make sure you don’t make it borin’. The cameras are rolling and I ain’t going to let the people watch another boring average reality show!

Comments

[awardnothawk]

It's okay. I'm not judging you - we all make mistakes while the camera's rolling.

[She sounds genuinely sorry for him, but also you know. Actress. Take it with a grain of salt, maybe.]

[semi-detailed animal death cw]

[mostwantedfrog]

... He, uh- I don't know if he could see me while I was puppeteering Constantine or what, but he seemed to think Constantine was some kind of... chew toy.. He was yelling something about a toy, I know that much. He pulled Constantine off my hand and- I don't know if he did it on purpose or what- but he bit my wrist when he did it. And I started trying to get him back, and I was freaking out and it hurt so god damned badly, and I just... I didn't- I didn't want to hurt him. I tried to tug Constantine away a few times and he fought me over it, knocked me to the ground, and then I kind of tossed him aside and I guess I threw him too hard into the wall and- ...Jesus.

1/2

[awardnothawk]

[She kiiiiiind of wants to strangle this man herself, because dogs are the only thing she loves besides the spotlight but also that would be going off script so.]

See? Doesn't it feel so much better to just admit what you did?

[awardnothawk]

[Her tone immediately deitches when she turns away to address everyone else, turning almost icy and pure bitchy Regina George.]

You all heard him. He's a murderer too.