Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Now that the Narrator is done explaining the situation, you all have time to assess the situation and maybe even work together to find a way out. After all, clearly the Narrator is being over dramatic and it can't be that hard to escape out of here without murdering everyone, right?

But, with the doors outside indeed locked and all the windows unbreakable, it might not be a bad idea to explore the hotel, either for alternative methods of escape or to relieve boredom. Your Narrator is also now available for private chat in case you want to interrogate him or throw more stuff at his face.

If the locked doors aren't bad enough, when everyone goes back to the lobby, they'll notice a plaque on the front desk. If you thought your Narrator wasn't serious before, this is damning evidence to the contrary.

Either way, we really do hope you enjoy your stay in this hotel.]

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{OOC And this'll be the last mod post for the week! Feel free to drop your coins into the penny press once you've earned them. And because this is a peace week, there will be no murder committed!  And if you plan on investigating, just let us know in your toplevel by putting in INVESTIGATION. Have fun while you still can!]

Comments

[theduck]

He probably just wants something! Maybe someone stole something from him. Or he could be after someone's head.

[That had been the case last time.]

Ghosts are possessive like that. If we give him what he wants he'll probably just let us go!

[nocasetoobig]

How can you think about giving him that? All he seemed to want was for us to kill one another!

[theduck]

Exactly! All he seemed to want! We just have to do a bit of critical thinking!

[nocasetoobig]

[...]

Okay. So let's try and think like a ghost. Since he wasn't willing to talk much about it, how would you go about finding what he wanted?

[theduck]

[Good question.]

Well... maybe one of the rooms was his. Maybe he left something behind that might give us a hint.

[nocasetoobig]

So we need to find his things, huh?

[lucky 4 u, chip is gr8 at finding things]

[theduck]

Unless you’ve got any other ideas.

[Great! Because Donald was absolutely not including himself in this hypothetical search party (creepy hotel exploration? No thanks). He’s just not going to mention that particular detail.]

[nocasetoobig]

Other than finding a way out? [Helpless shrug] Maybe I can ask the Professor to help me out on looking. [Two smols are better than one, right?

...even if Ratigan seriously rubs him the wrong way. Too much in common with Fat Cat.]

[theduck]

...You really think he'd be on board with that?

[Helpful is probably one of the last words Donald would associate with Ratigan.]

[nocasetoobig]

I didn't think Mister Narrator would agree to help me with my room, either. [Chip can admit when he's wrong about certain things] But like Merlin said, I'll never know until I ask, right?

[worth a shot]

[theduck]

I guess.

[He's not holding his breath or anything, though.]

It's not a bad idea to get on his good side, either. If he has one.

[nocasetoobig]

-whose, Professor Ratigan's or Mister Narrator's?

[both, probably, actually]

[theduck]

...Both?

[granted, the Narrator doesn't really seem like much of a socialite so that might be a lost cause but the thought's still there]

[nocasetoobig]

I don't like how he keeps avoiding responsibility. [Just. Putting it out there.]

[theduck]

[here we go again]

The Narrator? Or Ratigan?

[nocasetoobig]

Mister Narrator. [okay, you know what, let's- he holds up a paw] Ratigan reminds me of someone I don't like, but I don't know enough about him to make a decision. [CHIP, YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BIO, WHY HAVEN'T YOU READ IT YET] I just know he doesn't like how I dress. All I know about Mister Narrator, on the other hand, is that he knows a lot about what's going on but refuses to tell us because of the 'story'!

[theduck]

He got after me about how I dress, too.

...Ratigan did. Not the Narrator.

[just trying to keep track of who they're complaining about here]

And he definitely doesn't want to give out any answers, that's for sure.

...The Narrator. Not Ratigan.

[nocasetoobig]

[they need to stick to bitching about one person at a time jfc]

What did he say about you? [beat] Ratigan. You look fine to me.

[theduck]

He said I'm missing my pants!

[so offended]

[nocasetoobig]

[fukkin RUDE]

I guess they wear a lot of clothes in Mousedom, no matter how much fur you have. [or feathers] It's not like you're naked!

[theduck]

I know! I know a ton of people in Duckburg who don't wear pants!

[this is an INJUSTICE and he won't stand for it, Ratigan can't be allowed to get away with that attitude]

👏 let 👏 the furries 👏 go 👏 pantsless 👏

[nocasetoobig]

I think Gadget's the only one I know who does, and that's only because it's part of her jumpsuit. Well, I mean, other than humans.

down with pants 2k17

[theduck]

[Ah yes... humans... he totally knows what those are. Actually, he hadn't really thought to put a name to all the hairless people walking around this mansion but maybe that's what they're called? He's just going to go along with it.]

A couple of my uncle's employees do. I know Gyro does... at least, last time I saw him.

sans pants and proud club let's invite oswald too

[nocasetoobig]

But it's not because they have to, right? It's because they want to! [he's guessing] Not because they'd be...thrown in somewhere overnight!

[WTF, RATIGAN]

[theduck]

Of course! Scrooge doesn't even wear pants, and he's the boss! Pants should be the least of our concerns right now!