Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Now that the Narrator is done explaining the situation, you all have time to assess the situation and maybe even work together to find a way out. After all, clearly the Narrator is being over dramatic and it can't be that hard to escape out of here without murdering everyone, right?

But, with the doors outside indeed locked and all the windows unbreakable, it might not be a bad idea to explore the hotel, either for alternative methods of escape or to relieve boredom. Your Narrator is also now available for private chat in case you want to interrogate him or throw more stuff at his face.

If the locked doors aren't bad enough, when everyone goes back to the lobby, they'll notice a plaque on the front desk. If you thought your Narrator wasn't serious before, this is damning evidence to the contrary.

Either way, we really do hope you enjoy your stay in this hotel.]

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{OOC And this'll be the last mod post for the week! Feel free to drop your coins into the penny press once you've earned them. And because this is a peace week, there will be no murder committed!  And if you plan on investigating, just let us know in your toplevel by putting in INVESTIGATION. Have fun while you still can!]

Comments

[theduck]

[you're supposed to take the time to Appreciate them]

No, that's not how this works! If you want more sandwiches, you can go make your own!

[ohanas]

[ nah. ]

Fine! Stitch will!

[ he'll hop down from the counter and goes to another part of the counter to start making his own sandwiches. unlike donald's his actually look ... like real sandwiches with meat and cheese and even toasted.

he asked ]

[theduck]

[oh so we got a showoff over here, huh. with the fancy sandwiches that are actually edible and everything. wow

Donald's just gonna shuffle his sandwiches further along the counter and diligently ignore the other goings-on in the kitchen. no he is Not being petty, how dare you accuse him of such a thing]

[ohanas]

[ heck yeah stitch is going to show off these abilities.

he's also going to be That Alien and is going to also shuffle his well-made sandwiches further along the kitchen. this is war now Donald. ]

[theduck]

[he's side-eyeing Stitch so hard]

You can move those somewhere else, you know!

[ohanas]

Oh? Does duck own this kitchen?

[ if not then he will do as he pleases thank you!! ]

[theduck]

Maybe I do!

[that's definitely a bold-faced lie and everyone probably knows it full-well, but he doesn't really have any other sort of comeback?]

[ohanas]

Prove it!!

[ he's not going to believe you until he sees some sort of proof donald!! ]

[theduck]

Fine!!

[He doesn't have any writing utensils on hand, so Donald uses the next best thing and grabs a bottle of ketchup out of the fridge. He sets about squirting it all over one of the sandwich-free counter-tops, spelling out the words 'PROPERTY OF DONALD DUCK' in oversized letters. He'll clean it up later. Don't worry about it.]

There's your proof!

[ohanas]

[ stitch climbs onto the counter to inspect what donald did.

..... and then smears it. ]

Naga.

[ he does not approve of this "proof". ]

Stitch will continue to make sandwiches here.

[theduck]

[how dare you deface his artwork, he spent time on that]

You asked for proof, I gave you proof! There's plenty of other places to make sandwiches, and I was here first!

[ohanas]

[ next time do it while he isn't watching wow ]

Stitch will not accept proof he can eat! [ and he'll prove his point by ... licking up the ketchup that's all over the kitchen counter. ]

Kitchen is for everyone!

[theduck]

That's disgusting!! People make food on that, you know!

[KETCHUP IS ONE THING but alien slobber is another thing Entirely and he won't ever be making food on these counters again, thanks]

[ohanas]

Someone had to eat the ketchup.

[ it should have not been wasted for your dumb writing! ]

[theduck]

You don't just eat ketchup plain like that. It's a condiment.