Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Now that the Narrator is done explaining the situation, you all have time to assess the situation and maybe even work together to find a way out. After all, clearly the Narrator is being over dramatic and it can't be that hard to escape out of here without murdering everyone, right?

But, with the doors outside indeed locked and all the windows unbreakable, it might not be a bad idea to explore the hotel, either for alternative methods of escape or to relieve boredom. Your Narrator is also now available for private chat in case you want to interrogate him or throw more stuff at his face.

If the locked doors aren't bad enough, when everyone goes back to the lobby, they'll notice a plaque on the front desk. If you thought your Narrator wasn't serious before, this is damning evidence to the contrary.

Either way, we really do hope you enjoy your stay in this hotel.]

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{OOC And this'll be the last mod post for the week! Feel free to drop your coins into the penny press once you've earned them. And because this is a peace week, there will be no murder committed!  And if you plan on investigating, just let us know in your toplevel by putting in INVESTIGATION. Have fun while you still can!]

Comments

coat check

[stenchus_rodentus]

[Congratulations, in one of the pockets is a rat! A big one, just searching through the pockets for any potential loot.]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Ooooooooookay... this is one of the residents, right?]

Uh... you okay in there?

[stenchus_rodentus]

[Ratigan's head pops from the coat pocket, taking a look at the...dear god what was that outfit. What is wrong with these humans.

After brushing off his judgmental look he merely responds.]

Merely perusing for investigation. Isn't that what we're all doing?

[sneezelikeakitten]

[WOW THAT IS INCREDIBLY RUDE]

I dunno. You're small enough to get smothered in this stuff if you're not careful.

[stenchus_rodentus]

A mere pocket trapping me, that would be a conundrum. I never know what I would do.

[He pulls off one glove, briefly showing off a set of claws before putting said gloves back on in a posh manner.]

I have a feeling I'd find a way.

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Definitely nothing like Chip. This guys is on the wary list now.]

Right. I'd still be careful if I were you. Not all fabrics can be scratched through.

[stenchus_rodentus]

[Wow what does he look like a nudist hamster?]

Boy, if I can't get out of a mere pocket, then I may as well bid adieu to these accoutrements like some other members of the animal kingdom!

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Don't call Chip a hamster. Dipper made that mistake.]

So... what would you do if you came across a zippered pocket?

[stenchus_rodentus]

[Woah okay you kids are dropping weird words on him.]

...utter an equally nonsensical word to make it go away.

[sneezelikeakitten]

You don't know what a zipper is, do you.

[stenchus_rodentus]

[Trying desperately not to give a solid answer.]

Define zipper.

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Dipper stares at Ratigan as he pulls his vest closed, latches the zipper, and then pulls it up with the well known to everyone but this guy noise of ziiiiiiiip.]

This is a zipper.

[stenchus_rodentus]

[Excuse him for being behind on one or two things.]

Hmm...not an entirely efficient means of keeping two pieces of fabric together. Almost crude.