Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Now that the Narrator is done explaining the situation, you all have time to assess the situation and maybe even work together to find a way out. After all, clearly the Narrator is being over dramatic and it can't be that hard to escape out of here without murdering everyone, right?

But, with the doors outside indeed locked and all the windows unbreakable, it might not be a bad idea to explore the hotel, either for alternative methods of escape or to relieve boredom. Your Narrator is also now available for private chat in case you want to interrogate him or throw more stuff at his face.

If the locked doors aren't bad enough, when everyone goes back to the lobby, they'll notice a plaque on the front desk. If you thought your Narrator wasn't serious before, this is damning evidence to the contrary.

Either way, we really do hope you enjoy your stay in this hotel.]

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{OOC And this'll be the last mod post for the week! Feel free to drop your coins into the penny press once you've earned them. And because this is a peace week, there will be no murder committed!  And if you plan on investigating, just let us know in your toplevel by putting in INVESTIGATION. Have fun while you still can!]

Comments

[sneezelikeakitten]

I can read them out loud for you if you're really curious. [He nods at that.] Dipper's a nickname. I go by Dipper Pines.

[sentree]

I'd really owe you one. You'd keep my brain from melting out my ears from dyslexic rage.

[sneezelikeakitten]

[That draws a laugh from him.] So you want me to start from the top?

[sentree]

Proceed away, Master Pines.

[ ...Pines. Oh, that's. That's a little funny, actually, she snorts to herself. ]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Why is she snorting? Ah well. Something must be funny to her. So he starts with the Narrators bio. When done, Dipper huff softly.]

That's not as much a bio as a way to make sure no one knows anything about you... Except that you're a weirdo.

[sentree]

[ Similarly annoyed over here. Thalia presses the button because maybe the song'll give them something- ]

...Even his music's just ominous and lame. Ugh.

[sneezelikeakitten]

That is literally just the shows theme! How is that a bio song?

[sentree]

Mine's literally just soundalikes of my friends strangely having a musical number. I don't think we're gonna get an answer.

[sneezelikeakitten]

A musical number... [Going to click on his own to listen.] Huh. Not bad.

[sentree]

Nooo, weird. Especially since they're singing about me.

[ and like, tragic backstory ]

[sneezelikeakitten]

It could be a lot worse. They could have given you some boyband pop song about love and stuff.

[With Several Timez singing it]

[sentree]

...Eh, I'll give you that. Wouldn't wanna hear some high-pitched whiny boys. And have them associated with me.

[sneezelikeakitten]

I think the only person who would love that is my sister.

[sentree]

...No, I know a few who probably would.

[sneezelikeakitten]

..... I am so sorry. [yikes]

[sentree]

[ She waves a hand. ] Eh, taste in music aside, they're alright.

[sneezelikeakitten]

At least there's that. Moving on to the next one. [The next on on the list is Kylo Ren. He laughs at the tantrum part.] This masked guy is supposed to be an adult?

[sentree]

[ ...she could not have heard that right and is going to assume his name is Kyle Ron until he tells her otherwise because it's funny. ]

Yeeeesh, issues much? Like, this is coming from someone who definitely has issues, but this guy! If the other day didn't seal the deal...

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Go ahead. Call him Kyle. It'll be funny.]

Definitely should keep an eye on that guy.

[sentree]

Already noted. Next?

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Time for Donald Duck.] Can't believe they found a talking duck! And why isn't he wearing pants?

[sentree]

In all my time, I've never seen one of those... No clue. You noticed the animal folk here are a little inconsistent with clothing?

[sneezelikeakitten]

Tell me about it. Chip is wearing even less clothing than Donald, but Goofy and Ratigan are wearing full sets of clothes. It doesn't really make sense. And then there's Stitch. Whatever he is. Looks like a radiated chihuahua to be honest.

[sentree]

Different strokes for different animal folks, I guess. The little blue koala cannon ball's...definitely the weirdest here, though.