Week 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Now that the Narrator is done explaining the situation, you all have time to assess the situation and maybe even work together to find a way out. After all, clearly the Narrator is being over dramatic and it can't be that hard to escape out of here without murdering everyone, right?

But, with the doors outside indeed locked and all the windows unbreakable, it might not be a bad idea to explore the hotel, either for alternative methods of escape or to relieve boredom. Your Narrator is also now available for private chat in case you want to interrogate him or throw more stuff at his face.

If the locked doors aren't bad enough, when everyone goes back to the lobby, they'll notice a plaque on the front desk. If you thought your Narrator wasn't serious before, this is damning evidence to the contrary.

Either way, we really do hope you enjoy your stay in this hotel.]

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{OOC And this'll be the last mod post for the week! Feel free to drop your coins into the penny press once you've earned them. And because this is a peace week, there will be no murder committed!  And if you plan on investigating, just let us know in your toplevel by putting in INVESTIGATION. Have fun while you still can!]

Comments

[lusito]

Really now? That sounds fake to me.

[sentree]

It may sound fake, but it's absolutely true, string-bean. [ She pats his shoulder. ] Sorry 'bout it.

[lusito]

Oh dear. This may be a problem then, as I very well may starve to death here as a result of this.

[sentree]

Oooo. [ Wince. ] That bad? What about a microwave, you know how to use that?

[lusito]

Of course... provided that it's not from the sixties or something outdated like that.

[sentree]

Then voila, you're fine. Hot pockets.

[ She studies him. ]

Buuut a string-bean like you probably does need a bit more nutrition.

[lusito]

I'm not that thin...

[... Or at least he's pretty sure he's not? Hard to tell, honestly.]

[sentree]

Ehhh...

[ She disagrees! Thalia's eyeing the various appliances. ]

Look, I get it. You can take care of yourself. But, really, it feels kind of like neglect not to help you out?

[lusito]

Oh? [Joshua hums thoughtfully at that, before...] Well, far be it for me to tell you not to assist. You do seem to be the expert here by comparison, after all.

[sentree]

I've been cooking for myself since I was a kid, don't worry about it. [ She stretches out. ] What do you feel like, I'll see if I can make a portion.

[lusito]

Oh, I'm not too picky. [Yes you are Josh, don't lie.] I'm actually curious to know what you would recommend, honestly speaking.

[sentree]

You like cheeseburgers? I can cook a mean cheeseburger.

[lusito]

Ah, one of the main staples in the diet of lazy teenagers... I must admit, it's been quite a while since I last had one myself.

[Sure, hit him with one Thalia, he's down for it.]

[sentree]

Alright, stand back and smell the cow char.

[ Let's get some beef on the stove!!! She starts setting things up, do do do, handwaving cheeseburger making. ]

Grab me your favorite flavor of cheese, buddy, alright?

[lusito]

Will this do?

[We're gonna pass you some of this swiss here because it's fancier than that American one.]

[sentree]

[ Okay, fancy boy, but you know, cheese is cheese. ]

Yeah, that works. [ ...you know, small-talk- ] So. You've got, like, two names, right? Which do you prefer? Yoshiya, or Joshua?

[ shout-out to dipper for reading her all the profile info, she absorbed......most of it, some of it ]

[lusito]

Oh, call me Joshua, please: Yoshiya is far too formal for my liking.

[Even his parents don't call him that too much and they were the ones who named him...]

[sentree]

Alright, Joshua it is then. How'd you get one from the other?