Gaston (
athleticallyinclined) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-02-17 07:27 pm
we're not coming home 'til he's dead
[ And he's dead.
The Beast is dead, and Gaston is celebrating. Immediately after the trial he goes to the dining room to decorate, using ideas from Louis' Mardi Gras party, various weddings he's attended, and his own hunting lodge as inspiration. There are candles on the centers of the tables, colorful banners and streamers draped around the room, and of course, antlers on the walls. The tables have tablecloths and real plates and cutlery. The only food available is meat, eggs, and beer, of course, but there's no shortage of any of it, and the meat at least smells amazing.
It's all surprisingly tasteful? At least until you look up to the banner above the buffet table. ]
[ And in smaller letters underneath: ]
THANK YOU PRINCE KIT FOR YOUR SACRIFICE
[ Everyone gets personalized, handwritten invitations shortly after the trial.
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The Beast is dead, and Gaston is celebrating. Immediately after the trial he goes to the dining room to decorate, using ideas from Louis' Mardi Gras party, various weddings he's attended, and his own hunting lodge as inspiration. There are candles on the centers of the tables, colorful banners and streamers draped around the room, and of course, antlers on the walls. The tables have tablecloths and real plates and cutlery. The only food available is meat, eggs, and beer, of course, but there's no shortage of any of it, and the meat at least smells amazing.
It's all surprisingly tasteful? At least until you look up to the banner above the buffet table. ]
HAPPY BEAST DEATH DAY
[ And in smaller letters underneath: ]
[ Everyone gets personalized, handwritten invitations shortly after the trial.
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πππΉ πΆ πππππ·ππΆππΎππ ππ» πππ πΉππππΉππ π»πππ ππ½π π΅ππΆππ'π πͺπ π πππππΎππ π πππΎππ
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Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining me on this...momentous occasion. I can honestly say that I've been dreaming of this day for a long time.
[ He pauses, fighting back tears. ]
But now that it's here...I find it's not as sweet as I dreamed. Yes, the Beast is dead, and no longer can he terrorize us, our wives and children. But Prince Kit...
You may not have known this, but Prince Kit was like...a son to me. A slightly spoiled, soft, useless son...but under my tutelage, he became a man. Over the past few...uh, days...I've seen him grow. From taking his first drink, to...to killing a monster and making the ultimate sacrifice!
Truly, an inspiration to us all.
Of course...[ He sighs deeply, and clenches his hand unconsciously into a fist at his side. ] The deed...should have been mine to do. I swore I would kill the Beast, and...Prince Kit did it instead.
[ He smiles, a little wistfully, though strangely his eyes look more angry than sad, and there's an odd tension in his jaw. ]
I suppose I'm just too good a teacher.
[ There's a strained moment of silence. Then Gaston clears his throat and gestures to the food. ]
Please! Enjoy yourselves.
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How does a knuckle sandwich sound instead??]
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Nah he's ready for this. He raises an eyebrow as Stan marches over, smirking at him. ]
Shall we take this outside, or do you really want your entire family to see you beaten to a pulp?
[ Or, you know, rush in to stop them. One of those. ]
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You...might want to tread carefully around her, right now, should you decide to join her at her table.]
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Here he is with three bottles of whisky, and trying to think of a distraction.]
...Fine drinks we're having. I don't think I've ever drank before-- what are your top five recommendations?
[Nailed it.]
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I find that anything that gets you drunk enough to stop caring so much about the world going mad is fine in my book.
[She opens her eyes, drops her hand to the table.]
I'm sorry for doubting you, Lekmet.
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Mind if I join ya, Starshine?
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Leia glances up at Stan, eyes half-lidded, and waves at an empty chair.]
Knock yourself out.
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time to take this wand and head back to her room.]
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Damnit girl he'd wanted to watch Gaston to get his ass handed to him? But nooo, you've got to go slipping away like you have better things to do than this. Which. Unfortunately means something Actually Important is underway and he hates that.
He puts some effort into concealing his leaving the fight, but not much into his following Freddie. Notice him or not, just don't be pulling a Kit here. ]
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Sala... Sala-gad... Ugh, thanks Beast, sure glad Yen Sid never got to teach us anything practical...
[she does notice him eventually, when she's just outside her room-- she'd been pretty distracted and all. she grins.]
Ready to fix my dad?
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Maybe look into that?]
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Soos is rushing up to the second floor. If he finds nothing, he's going for the third.]
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Somebody might wanna stop this
ill save you large hamster man
He'll thank you later
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He glances around, shuffling his way into the room and grabbing a hunk of nondescript meat and devours it. Once that's finished, he grabs another piece and starts nibbling a little more slowly.
As much as he dislikes Gaston and frowns upon his hygienic practices, he does make a good roast.]
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[Minnie has. Not been doing well. She's been doing her damn hardest to keep it together, but she's been finding herself holed up in her room most of the time. But she can't help but to smile when she sees Louis just. Fucking devouring meat.]
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[Louis swallows a mouthful of food, looking down at the plate he took it from. His expression is unreadable.]
Figured the only way to stop feelin' bad about everything being terrible is indulging in some good stuff!
[And repressing your feelings!]
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Seriously, what.
Oh, also he could talk now, but he's going to stay quiet, lie down on the floor and stare at the ceiling. There's also empty whisky bottles around him. Anyone willing to give him a hand? (ha)]
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Looks like someone has been having a good time.
or at least a better time than soos has been having]Uh, Lekmet? Dude? Are you feeling okay?
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I think the whisky made it worse. It tasted baaaaad, too.
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[Minnie's voice is quiet. It's very obvious that she hasn't been holding up very well, but she can't help but to show concern towards those she cares for. She notices the empty whiskey bottles, and gives a frown.]
Are-- Are you alright?
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Y'know, this ceiling's kinda boring to stare at.
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...As drunk as the surrounding bottles suggest?
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