SURVIVORPOOL INVESTIGATION

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well! You’ve been offered a way out by the god of death. That in and of itself seems relatively suspicious, but, you don’t have much else to do at this point. Some of you might be craving the sweet release of death at this point.

Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.

I’d suggest you get moving.]

Comments

[hasit]

[oh

huh.]

Really? That's strange, Gaston. Perhaps you need your vision checked.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ He frowns in concern. ]

Hmm.

[ That can't be right...He peers over the side again, then shouts in delight. ]

Aha! Yes! There it is!

[ there's nothing there ]

[hasit]

[She watches him, and her face does a weird thing.

Like, hmm, like maybe she's trying to fight back laughter.]

Oh! You see it, too? The mural of the Beast punching you in the throat?

[athleticallyinclined]

Wh...no!

That's...a mural of the Beast begging for my forgiveness!

[hasit]

Hmmm. No, no, I don't think so. Lekmet? You see him being punched in the throat, right?

[angelgoatdemon]

That's him alright, defeated in the hands of our hero, the Beast.

[smug nod. sorry gaston]

[hasit]

See? You clearly need your eyes looked at, Gaston.

[athleticallyinclined]

You -

[ He stops, turns, and peers anxiously at the "mural." ]

You need your eyes looked at!

[hasit]

Now, that's just rude. And besides, it's untrue. I had an operation to keep my eyesight sharp years ago.

[athleticallyinclined]

An operation?

On your eyes?

[ That's...that's fucking horrifying. Don't mind Gaston, Leia, he's just leaning in real close to try and see the scars on your eyeballs. ]

[hasit]

Get [she shoves his face away] away from me, for the love of Alderaan.

It was painless, and conducted with lasers.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ BEING SHOVED leia your hands are so soft ]

...What's a laser?

[hasit]

It's a very powerful, focused beam of light. Sometimes used to cut or explode things. In this case, it was used to correct my vision.

[memotome]

Uh oh, we're entering a tunnel!

[...this one is real. they're actually about to enter a tunnel.]

I just want to mention that it's going to be dark in there. So I want to remind you that my name is not Captain Stubing. This is not the Love Boat. If your names are Belle and Kylo Ren, I want you to move to opposite ends of the boat. Keep your hands to yourself.

[hasit]

[oh okay a tunnel finally something's happening—]

Belle and—

What?!

[not_over_yet]

[ what's a kylo-ren is that another space-swear or ]

[angelgoatdemon]

Doooees this thing have any kind of restraints?

[Seat belt is the word he's looking for]

[memotome]

Okay. Quick. It's gonna get real dark in here, hands to yourself.

[...they're in pitch darkness for about 10 seconds when they hear hades:]

It's a world of laughter,
A world of tears.
It's a world of hopes,
And a world of fears.
There's so much that we share,
That it's time we're aware,
It's a small world after all.

It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world.

Everybody!

It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world!

C'mon, we're not getting out till everybody sings!

[he's going to do this. ad-naueseam. and the tunnel will go on forever until at least 4 people are singing along with him.]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

...Doc, I'll kill you if you kill me.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ Once again, Leia isn't alone. ]

Belle and who?

[athleticallyinclined]

[ He considers this for a long, long moment.

Then he gives Leia a genuinely wounded look. ]

You don't have to lie to me!

[hasit]

I'm not...lying, for—

[Force be a fence around her, Force be a fence around her]

[athleticallyinclined]

[ Too late he's sulking.

Good job, Leia. ]

[memotome]

Everybody quick! Watch out, there's a hideous Beast there! Look out! We're being attacked! Get down get down get down! And don't worry about looking stupid, I'm doing that for you.

[angelgoatdemon]

Look! It's his dignity!

[Points at fucking nothing]