ENDGAME GROUP 1: Hellscapes (Log 1)

[yourghosthost]

Now then.

[The initial groups have begun to disperse, and Ghostave and a group of stalwart young heroes remain seated right where they are.]

One of the things we’re looking for is supposedly in The Underworld. I intend to use this opportunity to speak to Hades as well, about his intentions.

...As well as find this “other box” that he seems to have so casually mentioned. Do we have any questions before we venture forth?

(ooc: if you’re in group 1, this is one of your logs!)

Comments

[hallotween]

[hell no. lines are for suckers without fast passes.

and by fast passes she means the swords she's holding since she's just gonna keep running forward with confidence like she's supposed to be here.]

[memotome]

[...damn that's not a bad idea.

All the demons on line start cheering for her. "HELL YEAH, CHILD DEATH! WE'RE TOTALLY DOWN TO WATCH THIS KID GET SLAUGHTERED!"

Until she runs in to the very small blue bouncer.]

...Eh, are you uh, 'spooosed to be here?

[hallotween]

Yeah! Duh!

[smiles]

You see the swords right? Where else should I be?

[whistlenotchirp]

[He was gonna go join diplomacy party but then the Disaster Child ran off towards the giant double death fight ring.]

Nope, definitely not, she just took a wrong turn, our bad!

[hallotween]

dude shut up i got this

[whistlenotchirp]

are you absolutely insane this is a big gladiator room of death and double death and pain all of those are very bad things marnie extremely bad things

[hallotween]

we'll be fiiiiine just stay on my shoulder so nobody squishes you it'll be fine

[whistlenotchirp]

and what happens if you get stabbed in the chest and don't get up because you were stabbed in the chest you are vexing me marnie i am extremely vexed

[memotome]

...hey, wait a minute! Ain't you that bloodthirsty warrior?

[just. pointing at jiminy.]

[hallotween]

-- Yeah, that's him! We're his managers.

[memotome]

[so panic is...cowering a little.]

...O-o-of course Hades would bring him here, just like the others!

[hallotween]

That's right. So, blocking our way is starting to sound like a real bad move, huh?

[memotome]

...I-is he here to fight? That's...he's not gonna beat me up, is he?

[hallotween]

Well, that all depends on if you move or not, doesn't it?

[whistlenotchirp]

....oh no.

[This can't be-]

Y-you must be mistaken. I'm Jiminy Cricket. You know, uh, Lord High Keeper of the Knowledge of Right and Wrong, Counselor in moments of temptation and guide along the straight and narrow path

[memotome]

...And slayer of demigods!

[whistlenotchirp]

Ohhhhhh no.

[Face in hands.]

oh no no no.

[memotome]

...Right, right. Oh no is right. You're also slayer of feeble inventors! Slayer of...of demigods and feeble inventors. I'm not listing out your full achievements. Please take mercy on me, o' lord high demon cricket!

[wannagetsmote]

[ speaking of Demi-gods, have some real loud glaring at the both of them. ]

[kindaruledatit]

....Thaaaat's right! It's totally him, dude. You don't want to mess with a guy like Jiminy Cricket.

[whistlenotchirp]

Wendy, I cannot atone for horrible murders by using it for my advantage!

[kindaruledatit]

[Shushes him. Sssshhhhh.]

It's fine, dude. Just be John Cena for a little while.

[memotome]

I JUST DON'T WANNA GET BEAT UP!

[kindaruledatit]

[You know what, Wendy wants to be here for violence. She's got an axe and a gauntlet, it's fine.]

Hey dude, c'mon. We're here for the fights.

[memotome]

Still can't cut the line!