WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

Book

[essentiallyinvisible]

Oh, you got your own copy? [She's keeping hers close in her backpack, short though it is.] Is this the only book they have here?

[treefetish]

Yeah, it was in my room. I guess we all got them? [she shrugs] I've looked all over the place, but none of those shops seem to be bookstores...

[essentiallyinvisible]

Yeah..."Gandhi" laughed at me when I asked about there being books here.

[treefetish]

A place like this probably wasn't built for people who like books. [sigh] I almost feel at home.

... Why did you say his name that way?

[essentiallyinvisible]

You didn't have books back home either? [Oh no, that's terrible.]

...well, he's a clone. And he doesn't act like the Gandhi I've read about in history either, so it feels kind of strange to just call them the same name. [At least Cleo has a nickname.]

[treefetish]

We have books, but most of them aren't really interesting. The good ones are all very, very old, and I think I'm pretty much the only person who ever reads them.

Just because he's a clone doesn't make him not a person. You should call him whatever he feels comfortable being called. [grins] I mean, would you not call me Audrey if another Audrey happened to exist in your world?

[essentiallyinvisible]

Well, old books can still be interesting! You can kind of learn about what people back then were like just from seeing what they thought was important to write about! But I guess never having new ones would get boring after a while too.

[She blushes a bit.] I guess that's true. I'm pretty sure the original's dead. [Look. Time travel exists now. How can she be 100% sure?]

[treefetish]

See! Just think of him, like... the new and improved version. Gandhi 2.0. Now with more being weird about girls.

[essentiallyinvisible]

Weird about girls? How exactly? [Look some of it probably goes over her little 10-year-old head okay.]

[treefetish]

Well, you're pretty young, so he probably hasn't tried flirting with you really, really obviously. I mean, really obviously. [says girl who literally still doesn't know ted loves her]

[essentiallyinvisible]

Oh, I guess that makes sense...he hasn't annoyed you too much, has he?

[treefetish]

Oh, gosh, no! Actually... I know it's pretty vain, but it's a little flattering, right? It's obviously not something I'm used to.

[essentiallyinvisible]

Really? Why not? [At least as far as the Little Girl can tell, she looks quite pretty. Then again she has mentioned being kind of different fro the main group...]

[treefetish]

You know, I'm just... kind of a weirdo. I'm not really the kind of girl people at school are interested in.

[this is taylor swift's voice saying this]

[essentiallyinvisible]

Why do they think you're a "weirdo"? [A pause] Is it because you like books? [That is so sad]

[treefetish]

And art. And trees. And I don't really like spending all my money on gadgets and gizmos and whosits and whatsits. [laughs] Doesn't really get me on too many lists for parties.

[essentiallyinvisible]

Wow. That's...really sad. [Why is capitalism like this.] Still, you've got other people who like books here. [She smiles encouragingly.] If I find any more, I'll definitely tell you about them.

[treefetish]

And if I find any, you'll be the first to know! [smiles back] As long as we all stick together, we'll find our way out of this mess in no time!

[essentiallyinvisible]

Yeah. And there's definitely going to be people looking for us too!

[treefetish]

... Gosh, I hope not. Ted has to be pulling double tree duty; he has no time for rescuing anything!

[audrey youve been kidnapped audrey]

[essentiallyinvisible]

Double tree duty? So he cares about trees too? [She's relieved to hear Audrey has someone helping her out.]

[treefetish]

Gosh, yes, Ted is the best! He went outside of town-- multiple times-- just to try to find me a tree! And then he actually did it, and even when everyone was against us, he never gave up!

He's pretty much the best friend I've ever had. Which is sad, because he's twelve, but it's also true.

[essentiallyinvisible]

[Oh my god her town didn't even have trees that's even more tragic.]

It's not that weird! My first friend was my neighbor and he was older than anyone here! Probably. [She's not quite sure how it works for the nonhumans okay.]

[treefetish]

Oh, wow, really? Did he have gray hair? [that means you're old]

[essentiallyinvisible]

Yeah, and a long beard! [Another big sign that you're old.]