WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

Profiles

[oh_worm]

[ her hands are on her ears, oh god ]

I think there might be a little too much gravy on your mash-up!

[dothebackslide]

THE TEN HOURS OF BABY CRYING ONE IS DEFINITELY THROWING THE PACING OFF, I WON'T LIE.

[Still shaking his hips nonchalantly.]

[oh_worm]

Why the dip is that one even here? That would throw the pacing off of... all of them. Any of them. Why?

[dothebackslide]

[Shrugs.] Its funny.

[oh_worm]

... Heh, yeah, it totally is. Babies are hilarious.

[ She can admit that. ]

Have you ever heard the song that plays off yours before?

[dothebackslide]

OF COURSE! ITS A STYLISH MASHUP OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST HITS!

[oh_worm]

Cool. Mine's... I like it, but I've never heard it before. Definitely not the kind of jam that spins in New Miami, you know?

[dothebackslide]

....YEAH NEW MIAMI BEATS! THEY'RE REALLY ROCKING!

[oh_worm]

Oh, you've been? Tell me you got out to a DJ Shap Fancy Bone joint, he's the rockingest.

[dothebackslide]

SURE DID! MOST SWANKIFIED PLACE IN TOWN, DONCHA KNOW.

[he's hip]

[oh_worm]

[ so hip ]

So obviously DJ Shap Fancy Bone is your favorite, because he's everyone's favorite, but who else are you into?

[dothebackslide]

...WELL.

THERE'S ALWAYS THE CLUB ON SLIME TIME.

[oh_worm]

Slime time?

[ She looks up. ]

Is that a place or the thing you say before you chuck slime on me, because I've heard both, and if it's the first one I wanna hear more.

[dothebackslide]

Its.

A.

Plaza! TIME SLIME PLAZA. HYPE AS BEANS!

[oh_worm]

Sounds pretty bumping. Is it on Mars?

[dothebackslide]

...YES! WITH MY OL PAL OL CHUM MARVIN, WHAT A CHAMP.

[oh_worm]

Coooool. I've never heard of it, what's it like?