WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

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[oh_worm]

Oh, sweet. Looking good!

[ two thumbs up from the local noodle teen ]

[treefetish]

-- Oh, gosh, thanks! [greetings fellow noodle] It's a little boring without any color though, right? I couldn't find a drop of paint anywhere in this place!

[oh_worm]

Ugh, seriously? Boo. You're doing pretty good without them, at least.

[ Beth looks the design over. ]

What kind of plants are those?

[treefetish]

The trees are truffulas! They're my absolute favorite kind. The little ones over there are called clovers-- [they are, also fluffy so it's like?] And those... I have no idea what they're called! But, they're very pretty.

[oh_worm]

Huh! They look fancy. So these grow where you come from?

[treefetish]

They used to-- and hopefully they will again! Not much of anything grows where I'm from.

[draws a happy little bee! it has a face. why does it have a face.]

[oh_worm]

Aw, hopefully! Not much grows on my planet, but it's... you know, it's Mars. It's not too hard to get out of New Miami if I wanna scope some gummi oaks or whatever, but most of it is red and rocky.

Did something happen that knocked out the plants?

[treefetish]

Wow, whole different planets... All of us are from such crazily different places...

[shrugs somewhat vaguely] They chopped them all down. Nobody ever really said why, but I don't think the reason really matters in the end.

[oh_worm]

Right? I got unstuck from my dimension once and even then I only saw maybe... ten others? And they mostly stayed pretty close to mine, except for the one where Catbug drank beer and tried to have me thrown out an airlock? Buuuut anyway.

... yeah, I guess it doesn't. Especially if they weren't hurting anybody.

[treefetish]

[...]

Trees can't hurt people.

[oh_worm]

I mean... most of them can't! Definitely not ones that are all fluffy and cute and you're trying to reintroduce into the local ecosystem! But there's... outside of Solar System Equivalents, stuff can get mad sticky out in space. But I guess... by the point it's alive and hurting people, it's not a tree anymore, it's in Kingdom Florafauna, so...?

[ She sighs, rubbing her temples. ]

Intergalactic Zoobotany is not something you need me rambling about right now. Forget I said anything. People who wipe out species suck major butts, full stop.

[treefetish]

[with severe gravity] Intergalactic Zoobotany is very much something that needs rambling about.

[oh_worm]

Uh... did you know on Pleeplox Five there's a type of tree that if you eat the fruit while it's fresh you relive your best childhood memory? But the older the fruit gets the more boring the memory gets, until you're reliving like... breakfast one day when you were ten? There's this way complex psychic compound in them that breaks down over time, and by the time it rots it's just sugar.

[treefetish]

[just. this face.]

That's amazing! And this is just, you know, normal to you? This is what you spend your time doing, seeing all these amazing things?

[oh_worm]

I mean... the Bravest Warriors are totally here for awesome nature stuff too, but mostly we go around saving planets and stopping wars and finding lost pets and junk. You know, hero stuff. But science is one of my specialties, and Zoobotany is way awesome. So I guess it's... normal, but still totally rad?

[treefetish]

Oh, that's really cool, too! [but so far beyond her realm of experience her brain can only focus on so much] So, you're a superhero? Like in comic books?

[oh_worm]

Kinda, yeah! Our parents all were for sure, and we decided to pick up where they left off when they all got trapped in the See-Through Zone. We already had the hideout and some power gear, and we're not terrible at using them!

[treefetish]

... Gosh, do all of you guys have really intense backstories with your families?

[oh_worm]

Maybe? It'd be nice to not be the one with the craziest family story for once, but uh... [ laughs nervously ] that would suck for them. Do other peeps here have that kinda thing going on?

[treefetish]

This one kid's grandfather stole his eye. His grandfather, the Moon.