WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[oh_worm]

We'd rock our way right out of Moron Mountain for sure.

[ But that gets her attention. ]

Whoah, that's radical! Does the shamisen do that, or could you do it with like... a kazoo, too?

[loneleye]

I've never tried it without the shamisen before, actually. But my mom can use the same magic without even trying, so maybe it's not really about the instrument.

[oh_worm]

So maybe the shamisen like... focuses it? [ She sighs. ] Not that there are any kind of instruments in this trash fair.

[loneleye]

That's my guess. It'd be neat to try it out with other instruments but I somehow don't think they're going to give us any. Or anything fun to do at all, honestly.

[oh_worm]

Yeah, they're pretty much all about being wet blankets here. Unless you're into sweet hoops.

[loneleye]

I haven't even tried yet. It looked kind of boring-- I mean, you just throw things, right?

[says the kid whose only hobby is folding paper]

[oh_worm]

You dribble the ball and try to throw it into the hoop. So yeah, kinda? I dunno, it's exercise to me.

[loneleye]

So it helps perfect your aim. It's a training method. [Well now that he's considering those factors it seems much more useful.] Are you a warrior, then?

[oh_worm]

Yeah, I guess that's part of it. You can compete against peeps at it too, though. [ She beams. ] You know it. My buds and I are heroes back home.

[loneleye]

Have you guys been on any quests before? Like, big quests. Real ones.

[oh_worm]

I mean we've done some like... upper medium sized quests, I'd say? But mostly we just answer calls from people who are in trouble and need it, so a lot of them are just kind of "Go find a missing pet before it runs off into enemy territory" or "Help negotiate a peace treaty" or "Stop a planet from exploding."

[ A beat. ]

Now that I'm thinking about it, a couple of the ones I try not to think about too much prooooobably qualify as "big." Anyway, the Bravest Warriors don't think about our score on the pinball table of the fight against evil much, I guess is my point.