WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

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Shopping Area

[notthebattleship]

[Zhu Li is taking a nice morning walk with a fresh cup of tea when this fever dream of a view gains that Gem creature wearing every piece of clothing from the stores in the wrong way.

This is hilarious, she thinks to herself as she calming sips her drink. Don't mind her getting closer to stare.]

[captain_cronch]

[Centipeedle is here to make your dreams come true.

Centipeedle isn't used to being stared at in a way that doesn't involve yells of terror or being attacked with a weapon so forgive Centi if she interjects your reverie with a Sqwaaaark.]

[notthebattleship]

[Spirits, that's so loud and grating. Annoyance flashes across her eyes.]

...Tea?

[captain_cronch]

[Sqwaaaaaaar--did someone offer her a thing.

She's curious, but intrigued. Does it have a crunch? She holds out a hand, expectant. For the cronch.]

[notthebattleship]

[The mug she has is nearly full, and there's enough left in the pot for her to drink later. Or for other people to take, whichever.

She hands over the mug, expecting this spirit to understand how this universal and timeless ritual is performed.]

[captain_cronch]

[Sorry to say, but she thought wrong.

Instead Centipeedle takes the whole damn mug and taking a cue from Bender's drinking lessons...begins to pour in her mouth. Which is definitely gonna go worse cause it's HOT.

She did not...think this through.]

[notthebattleship]

[She takes a step back to prepare for the worst.]

[captain_cronch]

[Centipeedle sets the mug down.


Oh ok now. Centipeedle gives the sounds of a demon being pulled down by a giant massive block of pain, hissing and cursing all of creation.

THIS WAS SO HOT WHY DIDN'T SHE THINK THIS THROUGH.]

[notthebattleship]

[HOW DO YOU CALM DOWN A MONSTER WITH POINTY TEETH AND CLAWS UM

Zhu Li runs down the street to grab a cup of whatever smoothie is available at the stand.]

[captain_cronch]

[GOOD...SMOOTHIE.

JUST...DUNK IT IN THAT MOUTH. JUST DO IT.]

[notthebattleship]

[Cool. That works.]

I guess they don't have hot drinks where you're from. [Or any other kind of drink for that matter.]

[captain_cronch]

[Aaaaaaaaaaah much better.

She merely folds her arms, making grumbly discontented hisses and churbles.]

[notthebattleship]

...If you drank it slowly, you'd see that tea is amazing. [She's so good at it, don't hate her skills.]

[captain_cronch]

[Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Doubt.]

[notthebattleship]

[How dare]

We could start with proper drinking techniques.