WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[captain_cronch]

[Centipeedle isn't feeling too great about this place--oh not because of the murder, but because she hasn't been able to leave yet. But she's been making the most of it by pilfering clothes from the Shopping Area, even using the underwear as 'helmet'.

She can be found in the Basketball court in her 'armor', squaring up on her combat skills as she still believes basketball is a battle arena. Come challenge the Bug Warrior.

Somewhere later during the day she can be seen chomping down on hot dogs. She doesn't need to eat, but after discovering hot dogs she can't stop pressing the button for HOT DOG. One hot dog? Sure! How about another? Why not. Smash that mf hot dog button.]

Hot Dogs

[toogoodtobetrue]

You're going to eat all that?

[That's been an impressive amount of hot dogs, and even more are coming. It's amazing]

[captain_cronch]

[Nodding slowly as one arm is halfway down with a hot dog.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

You should slow down. You're going to choke or something, and then who will help you?

[Like...Coraline would try, but she's just a young girl with no CPR knowledge. It'd go badly]

[captain_cronch]

[It's fiiiiiiine she's a rock. She assures Coraline by. Tapping. Her gem-eye-thing.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Oh, right, you're a...a... [Coraline thinks back to the bios. What did it say, again?] A gem! A literal gem somehow. [...] How's that possible?

[You can't just ask other beings how their existence is possible, Coraline]

[captain_cronch]

[She's cool with existential questions, human kid. She squeals nodding her head before...looking around, like the answer could be around somewhere.

She sighs, shrugging. She doesn't remember everything, sadly.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Is something wrong? Is it...something you don't like to talk about?

[Or...gesticulate about. But yeah, she thinks she's seeing unease instead of just Centipeedle not knowing what to say]

[captain_cronch]

[She tangles her hair, giving a slow shake no. She taps her noggin like knocking on a door.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

You don't know. You don't remember. You...don't think you can tell?

[Well by the end of this game Coraline's going to be an expert at charades. Silver lining!]

basketball court

[carbonairhead]

Oh wow, can you wear those like that? I've never realized!

[ yeah this'll go great ]

[captain_cronch]

[Gives an approving garbling sound to the four-legged creature, the hair that's sticking out managing to bob along.

She's assuming that somehow this thing is the same species as Otis.]

[carbonairhead]

[ yeah you know that's fair ]

Well, gosh, you certainly do look fierce all dressed up like that! [ Trotting a little closer to get a better look. ]

[captain_cronch]

[Centipeedle is flattered, being complimented by this noodle being. She beams before...reaching to pat the horse's head as thanks. She's seen Steven do this so she assumes it's a good thing.]

[carbonairhead]

[ Fizzy doesn't take offense to it! In fact, she seems used to it, raises her head a bit and smiling wide, nuzzling Centipeelde's hand. ]

Gee, thanks!

[captain_cronch]

[YAY. Doing this is rewarding and oddly cute?

She claps her hands together, hrrrking with glee. You're welcome pony.]

[carbonairhead]

Aww, I like being all friendly too. [ c: ] You know, your eye is really pretty. I like it!

Shopping Area

[notthebattleship]

[Zhu Li is taking a nice morning walk with a fresh cup of tea when this fever dream of a view gains that Gem creature wearing every piece of clothing from the stores in the wrong way.

This is hilarious, she thinks to herself as she calming sips her drink. Don't mind her getting closer to stare.]

[captain_cronch]

[Centipeedle is here to make your dreams come true.

Centipeedle isn't used to being stared at in a way that doesn't involve yells of terror or being attacked with a weapon so forgive Centi if she interjects your reverie with a Sqwaaaark.]

[notthebattleship]

[Spirits, that's so loud and grating. Annoyance flashes across her eyes.]

...Tea?

[captain_cronch]

[Sqwaaaaaaar--did someone offer her a thing.

She's curious, but intrigued. Does it have a crunch? She holds out a hand, expectant. For the cronch.]

[notthebattleship]

[The mug she has is nearly full, and there's enough left in the pot for her to drink later. Or for other people to take, whichever.

She hands over the mug, expecting this spirit to understand how this universal and timeless ritual is performed.]

[captain_cronch]

[Sorry to say, but she thought wrong.

Instead Centipeedle takes the whole damn mug and taking a cue from Bender's drinking lessons...begins to pour in her mouth. Which is definitely gonna go worse cause it's HOT.

She did not...think this through.]

[notthebattleship]

[She takes a step back to prepare for the worst.]

[captain_cronch]

[Centipeedle sets the mug down.


Oh ok now. Centipeedle gives the sounds of a demon being pulled down by a giant massive block of pain, hissing and cursing all of creation.

THIS WAS SO HOT WHY DIDN'T SHE THINK THIS THROUGH.]