WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

Hot Dogs

[toogoodtobetrue]

You're going to eat all that?

[That's been an impressive amount of hot dogs, and even more are coming. It's amazing]

[captain_cronch]

[Nodding slowly as one arm is halfway down with a hot dog.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

You should slow down. You're going to choke or something, and then who will help you?

[Like...Coraline would try, but she's just a young girl with no CPR knowledge. It'd go badly]

[captain_cronch]

[It's fiiiiiiine she's a rock. She assures Coraline by. Tapping. Her gem-eye-thing.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Oh, right, you're a...a... [Coraline thinks back to the bios. What did it say, again?] A gem! A literal gem somehow. [...] How's that possible?

[You can't just ask other beings how their existence is possible, Coraline]

[captain_cronch]

[She's cool with existential questions, human kid. She squeals nodding her head before...looking around, like the answer could be around somewhere.

She sighs, shrugging. She doesn't remember everything, sadly.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Is something wrong? Is it...something you don't like to talk about?

[Or...gesticulate about. But yeah, she thinks she's seeing unease instead of just Centipeedle not knowing what to say]

[captain_cronch]

[She tangles her hair, giving a slow shake no. She taps her noggin like knocking on a door.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

You don't know. You don't remember. You...don't think you can tell?

[Well by the end of this game Coraline's going to be an expert at charades. Silver lining!]

[captain_cronch]

[TEN TIME CHARADE CHAMP CENTIPEEDLE.

She begins shaking her head before--well. She moves on to miming steering. She knows she was a pilot, that much is certain.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Yoooou know how to drive.

[Guess who is already thinking of saddling you with the task of driving a bus to take everyone home, Centipeedle]

That's a start. So you're a gem who knows driving.

[captain_cronch]

[Biiiiiig toothy grin. Do you know how long she's been trying to convince everyone to let her drive? Like...a whole week.

She gurgles happily, feet pounding the ground. That's her!

But she points to Coraline, making the driving motion. Do you drive, human??]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Me? No, not at all. I'm just a kid, kids don't drive anything. That's something adults do.

[Or...teens too, she supposes, but she's not sure how that works]

[captain_cronch]

[Centipeedle looks like you told her a bunch of abstract lore from oh say a video game.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Uh...you know...kids? [She points at herself. Uh, maybe something Centipeedle can relate to? She's a gem so...] Little...little rocks?

[captain_cronch]

[She's imaging like kids are Peridots and Rubies to gem's Jaspers and Topazes. She gives a slow nod, like she's getting it. Completely wrong!]

[toogoodtobetrue]

Kids like me can't drive because we...um...we would crash into everything. We can't even look over the steering wheel without having to stand on the seat. You don't want kids driving around and wrecking everything.

[captain_cronch]

[Well that's lame. That sounds like some Homeworld bullshit to her.

Centipeedle gestures to herself before miming driving. She could teach YOU to steer a spaceship...or a bus.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

...wait, really? You want to teach me how to drive?

[Coraline didn't see this coming at all]

[captain_cronch]

[Squawks, her hair flipping as she bobs YES.

She misses having a crew, it'd be great to find more crewmates.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

...you know what...yeah! Sure, why not? I'll do it!

[Her parents would so disapprove this, buuuuut her parents aren't here and she won't tell them about any of this when she returns home...

...so yep, why not to learn to drive? With an instructor that's also a gem? Could be fun!]