WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[bringmecontracts]

And ya don't have one to trade, so it's not your concern.

Bein' a jerk isn't what i have issue with. When I agreed to this job I was thinkin' he'd be a bit more prepared for all this.

[in4apounding]

He was pretty unhappy the bus brought us back instead of- all-stars, I think he said?

[Maybe he just really likes weird drug PSAs, but given that cigar probably not.]

...Would you say you'd be better suited to be in charge of the park?

[bringmecontracts]

[He lights his own cigar while he ponders.]

A child could be a better boss than him, but it aint something I'm known for. I'm more of a henchman than a mastermind. Th' boss before the final boss.

[He smiles again.]

Why do ya ask?

[in4apounding]

Because if we have to beat him up to leave anyway, you could take over the park.

[Was that not obvious?]

I mean, even if we don't have to, we probably should or I think he's just going to kidnap more people?

[bringmecontracts]

[He chuckles to himself.]

Isn't that cute? Ya think you can leave just by walloping Swackhammer?

[in4apounding]

Well, we'd probably need to find the bus again and figure out how to drive it, especially if you're not going to tell us how to leave-

So- no, I guess not JUST by doing that, but it seems like a good first step? And, just kind of good in general, I think, he seems like a very bad man who needs to be stopped.

[bringmecontracts]

That's fascinatin'. It seems you have a good plan to escape already.

[And then he leans in, with a sinister look on his face.]

Might I ask why you think I will stand by and let you do that?

[in4apounding]

Because if you don't we'd have to beat you up too?

[Penny please.]

And it kind of seems like you don't like Mister Swackhammer that much either, but now that you're asking this I'm starting to think that doesn't matter as much as I had hoped?

[bringmecontracts]

Funny how you to think I don't know how to fight.

[He leans back in his chair again, still grinning.]

I'm not fond of Swackhammer, but this job has plenty of perks that makes me wanna keep it. If it means stopping brats to keep it, I'll happily do it.

[in4apounding]

It wouldn't be very fun if you didn't.

[It would definitely be a lot easier if he had a glass jaw, but not nearly as interesting.]

But. Okay. I'll remember that, when the time comes.

...what IS your job, just running this casino? And what kind of perks?

[bringmecontracts]

Good luck keepin' your plans a secret now that you told me everythin'.

[Geez even those horrible cup children didn't tell him their plan.]

Exactly. You prolly won't care about my perks, but I was outta a job before I was offered this. And I'm nothin' if not an opportunist.

[in4apounding]

I didn't think a bunch of kidnapping victims wanting to beat up their kidnapper would really be that much of a secret anyway.

[Was that not, like, expected? It seems like a pretty standard expectation to her.]

[Also she actually was hoping he'd be up for backstabbing Swackhammer, whoops.]

Are you already getting paid, then, even though the park isn't open and no one's here but us?

[bringmecontracts]

Of course I'm bein' paid. I ain't that desperate to accept work for free.