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[Now that the Narrator is done explaining the situation, you all have time to assess the situation and maybe even work together to find a way out. After all, clearly the Narrator is being over dramatic and it can't be that hard to escape out of here without murdering everyone, right?

But, with the doors outside indeed locked and all the windows unbreakable, it might not be a bad idea to explore the hotel, either for alternative methods of escape or to relieve boredom. Your Narrator is also now available for private chat in case you want to interrogate him or throw more stuff at his face.

If the locked doors aren't bad enough, when everyone goes back to the lobby, they'll notice a plaque on the front desk. If you thought your Narrator wasn't serious before, this is damning evidence to the contrary.

Either way, we really do hope you enjoy your stay in this hotel.]

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{OOC And this'll be the last mod post for the week! Feel free to drop your coins into the penny press once you've earned them. And because this is a peace week, there will be no murder committed! And if you plan on investigating, just let us know in your toplevel by putting in INVESTIGATION. Have fun while you still can!]

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[No matter how many times he hears the song, it's not familiar at all. But it's catchy.]

I'm kinda wondering why they filled out our biographies the way they did. Some of these make fellow residents sound like bad guys.

...Do they? [ Huh. ] Some of them probably are bad guys, you know.

You think so? [.... well, Ursula looks like one. Definitely.] I guess the squid lady is one.

Definitely her. [ She curls her lip and looks at some...unfortunate looking welts on her arms. ] You gotta watch out for that one.

[Those are some wicked looking things. Thalia, why. Dipper pushes the button on Ursula's bio.] With a song like that I wonder why they brought someone like that here. She's definitely going to try and kill someone.

[ Look sometimes you see a sea witch and just assume she's a monster of Tartarus and you have to do your duty as a demigod to protect others and kill her but your strength is wildly reduced- ]

Hate to break it to you, kiddo, but that's probably the point.

[At least you aren't an easy to squish human boy who somehow hasn't died yet despite the odds.]

But that'd be too obvious at the same time. It's like... she could easily be framed if someone were to actual commit murder, you know.

So, that's still the point. If she doesn't kill someone, it gives a finger to point at. Either way, it stirs up trouble. I get the feeling that's just what Rod wants.

[Rod? Oh! The Narrator!]

The conversation I had with him let me know that much. This is just a show to him.

You went and talked to the guy? By yourself? [ Kid... ]

No... this was when we first met him. I am not going to be in a room alone with him.

Okay. Good, that's probably the attitude to keep, kid. [ She should probably call him something other than kid, Thalia turns back to his profile and. ...

okay her dyslexia has to be working overtime because there is no way- Pipred? Repder- Dipper- that can't be it, it looks more like a word but that cannot be it. ]

[........ okay, so he's got to ask.]

Can you read-[Let's look at her bio]-Thalia?

[ She groans and leans against the wall. ] I can read, just normally I'm reading things in Ancient Greek. It's been years since I've had to do this much English, my head's spinning.

[Ancient Greek. A modern teen who reads Ancient Greek. Totally normal. Not] My name's Dipper. I'm assuming that's what you were trying to read.

For starters. I can't really parse any of these fully. Even mine I can just get the gist of... ...Did you just say your name's Dipper? Seriously?

I can read them out loud for you if you're really curious. [He nods at that.] Dipper's a nickname. I go by Dipper Pines.

I'd really owe you one. You'd keep my brain from melting out my ears from dyslexic rage.

[That draws a laugh from him.] So you want me to start from the top?

Proceed away, Master Pines.

[ ...Pines. Oh, that's. That's a little funny, actually, she snorts to herself. ]

[Why is she snorting? Ah well. Something must be funny to her. So he starts with the Narrators bio. When done, Dipper huff softly.]

That's not as much a bio as a way to make sure no one knows anything about you... Except that you're a weirdo.

[ Similarly annoyed over here. Thalia presses the button because maybe the song'll give them something- ]

...Even his music's just ominous and lame. Ugh.

That is literally just the shows theme! How is that a bio song?

Mine's literally just soundalikes of my friends strangely having a musical number. I don't think we're gonna get an answer.

A musical number... [Going to click on his own to listen.] Huh. Not bad.

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