grimgrinningghosts: (COME ON AND SLAM)
Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-06-05 10:19 am
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WEEK 1

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]


26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)
standsforrevenge: (to death bro)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-06-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[It takes him a minute to realize he's not still being chased.]

...

You don't know how to play, do you.
udderly: (i can teach you)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-06-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[What's wrong with spinach??? He eats it all the time.]

Alright. Just lie there and I'll be back. [He leaves and returns with a smoothie. It's berry whatever, since Bojack didn't seem super enthused about Green Stuff.] Here. Drink that.
udderly: (techniques that freak these boys)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-06-12 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. It happened a lot more before I, like, settled down. Also before I actually learned how to drive like a human instead of a cow.

[It's fine. He's definitely trustworthy.]
studentbody: (13)

[personal profile] studentbody 2018-06-12 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh, okay. Well, in that case...

[HAULS BACK AND FUCKIN SLAPS HIM IN THE SCHNOZ]
udderly: (techniques that freak these boys)

[personal profile] udderly 2018-06-12 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
If we ever get out of here, I can introduce you if you want. He's not, like. Against humans? Just, y'know. Being studied for science, which I think everybody is against on a personal level.
in4apounding: (Default)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they'll let you work it off! ..without killing anyone or anything like that.

[She's helping.]
in4apounding: (is they gone)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't think he'd actually-

[But even as she says it, it rings pretty hollow.]

...No, no. He absolutely would.
treefetish: (somewhere all bright and new)

[personal profile] treefetish 2018-06-12 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[she kneels in front of the door and begins to draw, glancing back and staring intently at her every couple of moments until she's finished.]

Well, what do you think? Gosh, I wish I had some color for this; you really are just the prettiest green...
in4apounding: (Default)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, I see! I'm SO sorry, I've been going around thinking you actually were some kind of weird criminal.
in4apounding: (you think so)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Fighting the Grimm has never really been the scary part. I AM very good at it.

[She proud.]

People are the scary part. ....not having to fight them, I mean, just. Um. In general. Sometimes. [hic]
Edited 2018-06-12 19:53 (UTC)
standsforrevenge: (AAAAAAAAA)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-06-12 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[That hits him hard enough to spin him around before he hits the ground.]

worth...it....
in4apounding: (i am so confused)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's actually still very confusing. I can understand confiscating weapons, but why books? ...unless they were worried about you hitting someone with them, but there's enough here you could. You know. Just do that with anyway.
in4apounding: (well that's just improbable)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...is Egypt an Earth thing, or another planet?
standsforrevenge: (extra sad drama hands)

[personal profile] standsforrevenge 2018-06-12 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Work it off? Man, I had a part-time job once, and it sucked! I can't be trapped here doing dishes!
candymancan: (tell me more)

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-06-12 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be surprised if this chocolate has garbage as an ingredient, too. [As he says this, he takes another bite.]

Probably full of radioactive chemicals and cardboard and rotten food.
in4apounding: (Default)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Salutations, Miss Ginger! And- yes, I think so? The writing's a little confusing, but if I understand it correctly, this isn't the first time Mister Swackhammer has tried kidnapping people like this.
in4apounding: (um)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
He didn't, no, I'm sorry. Mostly he just yelled a lot of nonsensical insults.

[She is not Chibi enough to be able to roll with fourth wall breakage, sorry.]

Did he kidnap you too? Mister- ...sorry, my name is Penny, what's yours?
bringmecontracts: (02)

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-12 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow what a surprise, [Said in such a way that the little girl couldn't hear any sort of sarcasm.] it looks like ya won!

[He reaches under the desk and hands her An aviator cap and goggles.]

Here ya go kid, don't ever say I'm an unreasonable guy.
in4apounding: (i am so confused)

Re: Room

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You think maybe whoever's working for him put them here without telling him?
in4apounding: (this concerns me)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a game humans play, yes. ....you throw a ball through a hoop, but for some reason they call it a basket.
in4apounding: (this concerns me)

Gym

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Mister Dinobot? ...Are you trying to train?
in4apounding: (avoidance)

[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-12 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm.

[She considers the situation.]

I guess once we beat up Mister Swackhammer and leave, he wouldn't really be able to try collecting anything. ...That's still stealing, though, even if he is a big kidnapping jerk.
studentbody: (15)

[personal profile] studentbody 2018-06-12 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh there's definitely blood on her hand now


She wipes it off on the back of his shirt.]


Ugh, gross, get your nose blood off me.
captain_cronch: (Marge noises)

[personal profile] captain_cronch 2018-06-12 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Squint. Hugging the ball tight. What is this...play?]

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