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foolishmortals2018-06-05 10:19 am
grimgrinningghosts) wrote in foolishmortals2018-06-05 10:19 am
WEEK 1
[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).
You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.
Not exactly the most populated park, huh?
But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!
Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]
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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)
You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.
Not exactly the most populated park, huh?
But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!
Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]
[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]
{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)
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[She is not Chibi enough to be able to roll with fourth wall breakage, sorry.]
Did he kidnap you too? Mister- ...sorry, my name is Penny, what's yours?
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[He shakes his head, leaning back in his seat a little.]
Ya think I'd ever allow myself to get kidnapped? Nope, I was hired to work here. Not my dream job, but it puts bread on the table.
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[Clearly they can trust this man.]
...is King your name, or ARE you a king?
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[He smiles.]
I might.
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[You do not have nearly enough hair to be a Yugioh protagonist sir.]
...if you did, would you tell us?
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How about your soul?
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[Sorry, Ruby.]
What good would that even do you if I did?
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Swackhammer didn't even make sure everyone had souls? Th' hell's wrong with him?
[He shakes his head, waving off Penny's question.]
None'ya concern.
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[You're the one that brought it up, man.]
...I'd say his problem is being a big jerk, but I don't know beyond that.
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Bein' a jerk isn't what i have issue with. When I agreed to this job I was thinkin' he'd be a bit more prepared for all this.
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[Maybe he just really likes weird drug PSAs, but given that cigar probably not.]
...Would you say you'd be better suited to be in charge of the park?
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A child could be a better boss than him, but it aint something I'm known for. I'm more of a henchman than a mastermind. Th' boss before the final boss.
[He smiles again.]
Why do ya ask?
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[Was that not obvious?]
I mean, even if we don't have to, we probably should or I think he's just going to kidnap more people?
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Isn't that cute? Ya think you can leave just by walloping Swackhammer?
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So- no, I guess not JUST by doing that, but it seems like a good first step? And, just kind of good in general, I think, he seems like a very bad man who needs to be stopped.
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[And then he leans in, with a sinister look on his face.]
Might I ask why you think I will stand by and let you do that?
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[Penny please.]
And it kind of seems like you don't like Mister Swackhammer that much either, but now that you're asking this I'm starting to think that doesn't matter as much as I had hoped?
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[He leans back in his chair again, still grinning.]
I'm not fond of Swackhammer, but this job has plenty of perks that makes me wanna keep it. If it means stopping brats to keep it, I'll happily do it.
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[It would definitely be a lot easier if he had a glass jaw, but not nearly as interesting.]
But. Okay. I'll remember that, when the time comes.
...what IS your job, just running this casino? And what kind of perks?
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[Geez even those horrible cup children didn't tell him their plan.]
Exactly. You prolly won't care about my perks, but I was outta a job before I was offered this. And I'm nothin' if not an opportunist.
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[Was that not, like, expected? It seems like a pretty standard expectation to her.]
[Also she actually was hoping he'd be up for backstabbing Swackhammer, whoops.]
Are you already getting paid, then, even though the park isn't open and no one's here but us?
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