WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[standsforrevenge]

Hell yeah! Virtual reality is WAY cooler than real reality!

[notthebattleship]

He's a park owner. He should have the money.

Where did you find that book?

[notthebattleship]

[Turns her head to look at him.

Tell her more of this fabled technique.]

[loneleye]

Maybe it will be, one day. When we succeed. But we still had some things left to do and then the bus came and took Beetle and I so that... kind of interrupted the whole quest thing.

[essentiallyinvisible]

Well...apparently they're already losing money at the beginning of the book, which is why the whole conflict starts. [She gestures in the direction of the hotel.] It was in my room. I think everyone has a copy.

[essentiallyinvisible]

That doesn't give you the right to just snatch people's things! [And she stands up to stomp on his foot. And hopefully catch the book when it comes back down.]

[thegreateggscape]

[With all the fog around, Ginger fails to notice Centipeedle also, and ends up running into her with a BWARK]

[essentiallyinvisible]

Hey, are you suggesting books aren't "cool"? [She sounds a little indignant at that.] Also, I didn't see any games here. Aren't there supposed to be people running them or something like that?

[dothebackslide]

[It makes a squeaky noise when she stomps down on it. His body does a dramatic wobble, with a wobbly noise attached, as the books slips from his hands.]

Talking to King Dice

[essentiallyinvisible]

[It's pretty easy to explore the whole park in the few days they've had here. So far, the whole thing's seemed pretty run-down and disappointing. Today the Little Girl is standing outside the tent, peering in.]

...what's that sound? [After a while, she steps in, then gawks.] ...oh, I guess this is where the "games" are. [Another pause.] Wait, are any of these even legal for minors to participate in?

[essentiallyinvisible]

[Well, that's a weird sound for a foot to make. Still, she takes the opportunity to grab it anyways, and quickly hold it behind her back.]

I guess your bio wasn't exaggerating after all.

[dothebackslide]

[Within a second, he's smoking his cigar again, instantly snapped back to casual position, leaning against the stand.]

Well, why hide what you are? A Dan is a Dan is a Dan. [Puff puff.]

You know, for someone who's allegedly learned to balance work and play, you sure seem to be A HUGE DOWNER NARC!

[dothebackslide]

UH THEY GOTTA STAY CLEAN, LIL SMELLY GARBO GREMLIN.

[dothebackslide]

I thought we were having Steamed Clams.

[This is fine, all of this is immensely normal.]

[dothebackslide]

[I mean, he'll probably try to throw the ball at her face.]

ITS THE BEST GAME THAT WE PLAY EVERYDAY! OOOOOOH YEAH!

[essentiallyinvisible]

[She snorts a little, still holding her book.] What do you even mean by that? [Look she's still a little bad with slang okay.] I was trying to be polite before you snatched my book!

[essentiallyinvisible]

[Man, he's infuriating.] Don't you have other clothes you can wear while that dries, at least? [Look, even she's given in and has taken a few of the souvenir shop clothes as extra outfits.] You're dripping everywhere.

[dothebackslide]

[Shrugs] What can I say? I'VE GOTTA BE ME!

Polite, huh.... [Puff] I suppose you could make a good straight man, but you either gotta go more emotional or less.

[dothebackslide]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO ANIMATE NEW CLOTHES! WAY TO DESTROY THE BUDGET!

[essentiallyinvisible]

[She just rolls her eyes as she puts her book away in her backpack.] Why do you know so much about this kind of stuff anyways? Is that what they taught you at university?

[notthebattleship]

[Legal money is what they didn't have. Every business requires income from shady, underhanded practices and some from sources that can be written in official records. And they needed the money to kidnap these "Looney Tunes," so the lack of funds isn't the problem. Her guess is that they lose a source of revenue.

Granted, this is all in her head, and she just sits quietly thinking for half a minute.]

Oh, we have rooms. [She didn't bother to check the fog, it looked kind of dull.] Then he wants us to know the story.

[notthebattleship]

[You are an interesting person, Dan Backslide. Zhu Li will keep watch on you.

But not now. As they approach the net, he lunges at him but stops a few inches short of ramming into him. Now's the time to shoot for the hoop and try to score those points.]

[dothebackslide]

Psh, that was a one time gig. They didn't UNDERSTAND my particularities and interests.

I WAS JUST TOO AHEAD OF MY TIME FOR THEM TO APPRECIATE ME!

[bringmecontracts]

[Aaand here's a man with a dice head, idly shuffling a deck of cards. He's grinning from ear to ear as if he doesn't even understand what's going on

Or maybe he does and he just doesn't care, who knows!]

Well in case ya haven't noticed, kiddo, you're not in your world anymore. We don't have "laws" here!

[treefetish]

A place like this probably wasn't built for people who like books. [sigh] I almost feel at home.

... Why did you say his name that way?