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Final Trial

[After everyone is done investigating the rooms, they will hear a faint creeek from the mansion’s entrance. Once they heads towards the noise they will discover a set of stairs leading to the basement that definitely weren’t there earlier.

Once they head downstairs, they will find themselves in a long hallway that seems to stretch out forever. It doesn’t, luckily, but eventually the hallway ends at a large empty room, with just a throne in the center.

The living guests will immediately realize they're not alone because King Dice is here already laying across the throne and smoking a cigar. He grins at the survivors and stand up.]

Well congrats, kids! I must say I’m impressed that that you managed to get down here alive, considering who was leading ya.

Now, I’m sure y’all have a lot of questions about what’s going on but I gotta settle something first:

[He looks directly at Michael.]

Mikey, I believe we have to finish our arrangement now.

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SHE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHI- oh my gosh that's what you mean by "good" isn't it.

[You carcinogenic little wad-puff.]

So what? She probably just needed some Doritos or some kinda munchie food.

I don't know what a Dorito is but it cannot possibly be worth killing three people over.

...and she wanted to EAT Ginger, that's- ...I mean TECHNICALLY it's not really cannibalism but Ginger's still a person even if she was a chicken and that's close enough.

Well, see, you’re trippin over yourself. She was a chicken. People gotta eat.

She was a PERSON chicken, not a food chicken! And- I'm not sure there's actually a difference, I've never tried talking to any chickens back home!

Chicken are food, not friends.

Ginger's MY friend. A lot more than you are, whatever you call yourself.

Smoke. Name’s Smoke.

I- no, no, I knew that part, I meant. When you showed up. You were all- "Hey I'm Your Friend Mister Smoke, Take This Stupid Weed And Spread It Around Your Homes To Make Zombies For Me."

[She's. She's doing a dumb voice which sounds absolutely nothing like George C Scott.]

That sounds nothin’ like me!

That is exactly what you sound like. "That sounds nothing like me, murr murr murr weed drugs feel good murr murr murr."

[It's getting worse.]

Actually, he sounds more like- [mashes his hands against his face and makes a loud fart noise]

[Can robots snort.]

[The answer is apparently yes because that gets a really undiginified snorting laugh from Penny.]

“Murr murr murr my art style completely clashes with everybody else’s blah blah blah!”

That doesn't even- ...does weed make people see everything as cartoons? Because that would explain at least a FEW things.

Pssh. You’ll get it eventually.

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Uh, I've have a bunch of friends who are chickens.

Eat them, Otis.

Who do I look like, Freddy?

Edited 2018-07-23 03:15 (UTC)

Don't cows only eat like... grass and stuff?

And chickens.

Nobody asked you, fartface.

I definitely do not eat chickens!

Cows are herbivorous, I'm pretty sure they can't eat meat! Or shouldn't. I'm not actually sure. But they won't if they're left alone! ...At least regular cows don't, on Remnant. Again, I've never had the chance to try asking any.

[Please no one tell her that cows will actually eat dead animals and stuff in the wild, this is not the time for it.]

Actually, cows will actually eat dead animals and stuff in the wild, even if this is not the time for it