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grimgrinningghosts) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-03-04 12:43 pm
SURVIVORPOOL INVESTIGATION
[Well! You’ve been offered a way out by the god of death. That in and of itself seems relatively suspicious, but, you don’t have much else to do at this point. Some of you might be craving the sweet release of death at this point.
Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.
I’d suggest you get moving.]
Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.
I’d suggest you get moving.]

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[there are no lions or zevras]
Do you know why it’s so hard to eat zebra? You keep getting white meat – dark meat – white meat – dark meat.
By the way, you know how to tell the difference between the male and female zebras? The males have black and white stripes and the females have white and black stripes.
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[points over at an empty pool of soul water, where a bunch of souls writhe about in agony.]
That is the actual back half of the airplane used in the classic movie, "Casablanca." What it has to do with the world famous Jungle Cruise, I have no idea. But if you'd like to see the front half of the plane, you can see it at Great Movie Ri- oh wait.
[hades deadpans at the camera.]
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Heavily considerin' throwin myself over the side of the boat.
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...I don't see any traps yet in this area, at least.
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I don't see any of the things he's pointing to!
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huh.]
Really? That's strange, Gaston. Perhaps you need your vision checked.
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Hmm.
[ That can't be right...He peers over the side again, then shouts in delight. ]
Aha! Yes! There it is!
[ there's nothing there ]
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Like, hmm, like maybe she's trying to fight back laughter.]
Oh! You see it, too? The mural of the Beast punching you in the throat?
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[Points at fucking nothing]
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[is that really going to be the first thing she says this entire boat ride. it sure is!]
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Are there any invisible alligators on this ride? [You know, in addition to the other invisible animals.]
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Oh. Haha. Very funny. [STARES AT HIS LEG NERVOUSLY]
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and the continuing nonexistence of all these wondrous sights is. remarkable. ]
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[hades mimes sneezing.]
Aah choo! I bet you all think that that was water, but... it's not.
[get it]
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This is fun. We have fun here.
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[there is no waterfall.]
Look at that! We're going under it, so if you don't want to get wet, lean in, lean in. That is unless your name is Gaston, in which case, lean out, lean out.
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