WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[treefetish]

It's... fine, mostly. It's all plastic and fake, but most everyone has been okay with it. Things are changing a little, but only as fast as a tree can grow. We can't really work on the whole "free air" problem until it starts producing seeds, though.

Profiles

[oh_worm]

[ her hands are on her ears, oh god ]

I think there might be a little too much gravy on your mash-up!

[dothebackslide]

THE TEN HOURS OF BABY CRYING ONE IS DEFINITELY THROWING THE PACING OFF, I WON'T LIE.

[Still shaking his hips nonchalantly.]

door

[oh_worm]

Oh, sweet. Looking good!

[ two thumbs up from the local noodle teen ]

[dothebackslide]

THEATRICALLY!

Fighting is, uh, not much maybe.

[essentiallyinvisible]

[She actually grins the tiniest bit at that description. It does sound entertaining.] It sounds like he should have stopped before they ended up on the stage in the first place.

[treefetish]

And if I find any, you'll be the first to know! [smiles back] As long as we all stick together, we'll find our way out of this mess in no time!

[candymancan]

Good to hear it's changing, I suppose. [He sounds fairly non-committal about that, as he doesn't really. Care all that much about her situation, but he does realize that living in a plastic world can't be great.]

"Free air"?

[in4apounding]

I thought he was just a very strange Faunus, but. They usually look mostly human.

...That actually makes the way he was talking about his axe a little worrying, now that I think about it.

[oh_worm]

Why the dip is that one even here? That would throw the pacing off of... all of them. Any of them. Why?

[essentiallyinvisible]

Well...it shouldn't be too big an axe, right? Otherwise he wouldn't have the strength to carry it. [Unfortunately raccoons do have people hands to hold axes with.]

[dothebackslide]

[He sits down on the bench nonchalantly.] Well, that's always the gimmicks of Jones' characters! They've always got some flaw that leads to their downfall.. Elmer is a fool who doesn't know when to quit!

[treefetish]

-- Oh, gosh, thanks! [greetings fellow noodle] It's a little boring without any color though, right? I couldn't find a drop of paint anywhere in this place!

[essentiallyinvisible]

Yeah. And there's definitely going to be people looking for us too!

[dothebackslide]

[Shrugs.] Its funny.

[toogoodtobetrue]

Here, let me give it a try.

[Good try. For someone who was bouncing the ball for twenty minutes, that was pretty good!]

[oh_worm]

Ugh, seriously? Boo. You're doing pretty good without them, at least.

[ Beth looks the design over. ]

What kind of plants are those?

[treefetish]

... Well, it's, um... You know, the outside air in Thneedville isn't really the kind you wanna, you know, breathe too much, so we have to... buy fresh air. They make it in the factories.

[haha wow it's super just as embarrassing to say out loud as she knew it'd be this is great.]

[oh_worm]

... Heh, yeah, it totally is. Babies are hilarious.

[ She can admit that. ]

Have you ever heard the song that plays off yours before?

[toogoodtobetrue]

You really haven't tried a lot of stuff in your life.

[It's so weird to meet someone who is bamboozled by corndogs and didn't know what rain was]

I was meaning to ask, what's up with that?

[Even though she tries to sound flippant, Coraline can't help but feel concerned about this]

[essentiallyinvisible]

[She wonders if that applies to him as well. She supposes "being too loud all the time" is a pretty big flaw. Still, she knows that'd be rude to just ask.] Does Bugs have a flaw like that too?

[toogoodtobetrue]

Yeah, makes sense. Sometimes you have to do what nobody else can do, even if it's hard or if it scares you.

[toogoodtobetrue]

You will be future Gandhi!

[treefetish]

The trees are truffulas! They're my absolute favorite kind. The little ones over there are called clovers-- [they are, also fluffy so it's like?] And those... I have no idea what they're called! But, they're very pretty.

[toogoodtobetrue]

It was a small park, it came for the county fair. Lots of cotton candy, and there was this big wheel to ride. Nothing like rollercoasters. I think the fastest ride was those spinning teacups.

[Nothing impressive but when you're a child you remember those moments fondly]