Final Trial

[bringmecontracts]

[After everyone is done investigating the rooms, they will hear a faint creeek from the mansion’s entrance. Once they heads towards the noise they will discover a set of stairs leading to the basement that definitely weren’t there earlier.

Once they head downstairs, they will find themselves in a long hallway that seems to stretch out forever. It doesn’t, luckily, but eventually the hallway ends at a large empty room, with just a throne in the center.

The living guests will immediately realize they're not alone because King Dice is here already laying across the throne and smoking a cigar. He grins at the survivors and stand up.]

Well congrats, kids! I must say I’m impressed that that you managed to get down here alive, considering who was leading ya.

Now, I’m sure y’all have a lot of questions about what’s going on but I gotta settle something first:

[He looks directly at Michael.]

Mikey, I believe we have to finish our arrangement now.

Comments

[georgecsmoke]

Of course! We’re friendos!

[bringmecontracts]

And ya wouldn't backstab me for any reason?

[georgecsmoke]

Not at - listen to yourself talk, Dicey! I’m helpin ya feel real good!

[bringmecontracts]

Of course you are. I'm jus' coverin' my bases, y'know? There's no harm in being certain.

[georgecsmoke]

Well, be certain. You’re right on the money here.

[oh_worm]

... and you're taking the creepy smoke guy at his word? Really? Isn't that the exact kind of thing you would have told Audrey?

[georgecsmoke]

Audrey got to feel good, kid! She had the good stuff.

[standsforrevenge]

She killed a unicorn!

[georgecsmoke]

Yeah, you see how toxic that fandom is? Doin’ the world a favor.

[in4apounding]

SHE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHI- oh my gosh that's what you mean by "good" isn't it.

[You carcinogenic little wad-puff.]

[georgecsmoke]

So what? She probably just needed some Doritos or some kinda munchie food.

[in4apounding]

I don't know what a Dorito is but it cannot possibly be worth killing three people over.

...and she wanted to EAT Ginger, that's- ...I mean TECHNICALLY it's not really cannibalism but Ginger's still a person even if she was a chicken and that's close enough.

[georgecsmoke]

Well, see, you’re trippin over yourself. She was a chicken. People gotta eat.

[in4apounding]

She was a PERSON chicken, not a food chicken! And- I'm not sure there's actually a difference, I've never tried talking to any chickens back home!

[georgecsmoke]

Chicken are food, not friends.

[in4apounding]

Ginger's MY friend. A lot more than you are, whatever you call yourself.

[udderly]

Uh, I've have a bunch of friends who are chickens.

[oh_worm]

Did she? She didn't feel anything, that's not the same thing! And maybe it's our big dumb feelings, even anger and jelly and moop, that stop us from being zombies!

[georgecsmoke]

...the fuck is a moop.

[oh_worm]

Why does no one else here know what moop is? It's an emotion, ya butt cloud! People need emotions!

[in4apounding]

Is it a specific emotion or just kind of a general feeling thing.

[georgecsmoke]

Ehhhh. Emotions are overrated.

[oh_worm]

No way! I'm a teenager, dude. Like three quarters of my emotions are confusing at best or freaking awful at worst, and sometimes I want them to stop, but life would be suuuuuper snorestown without any of them. Not feeling bad isn't the same thing as feeling good!

[georgecsmoke]

You’re gettin awfully passionate! Wouldn’t it be nice to lay back with some space weed instead?

[candymancan]

Dice Man, as much as I despise you, even you should be able to tell that the weed cloud is full of horseshit.

He sought you out at your lowest moment, made it seem like his way was the only thing you could do to take care of yourself, and made it so you can't quit. The only reason he's your friend is to profit off your labor and dispose of you when you're useless to him.

He's the perfect capitalist.

["why is wonka helping king dice", you ask? simple. he wont have the weed anymore, wont be able to forget his pain, and be more miserable. perfect outcome!]