SURVIVORPOOL INVESTIGATION

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well! You’ve been offered a way out by the god of death. That in and of itself seems relatively suspicious, but, you don’t have much else to do at this point. Some of you might be craving the sweet release of death at this point.

Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.

I’d suggest you get moving.]

Comments

[memotome]

What, come on, lady. You don’t think I could have a change of heart?

[hasit]

It's 'General', and I just know better than to take anything at face value.

[memotome]

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Who’s been out here saving your bacon the past couple of weeks? Spoilers. Me. It’s me.

[hasit]

[She holds up both hands.]

And we appreciate that. Truly. You'll forgive me if I'm a little cautious, but if all we have to do is get in a boat, then by all means. Lead the way.

[memotome]

C’mon. River Styx. Everybody’s getting on the boat. Including me. Including ol’ Voodoo Doc Dumbass up there. Let’s go.

[just. gestures to the really long boat that’s floating in the river behind him.]

[hasit]

[She glances at Facilier, and then back at Hades with a snort.]

Right. You heard the man. Boat.

[here we fuckin go i guess!!! she's gonna carry Ackbar in her arms the rest of the way, because she sort of doesn't trust him not to fall into that...river of souls....]

[athleticallyinclined]

[ Blue fire hair guy seems trustworthy.

Gaston's just gonna step into the boat and sit down right next to Leia. Boy, these benches sure are tight, aren't they? ]

[hasit]

[DIGS AN ELBOW INTO HIS SIDE AS HARD AS SHE CAN]

Move over.

[athleticallyinclined]

There's no room!

[ COME ON LEIA BE A GOOD SPORT ]

[notreadyatall]

Big Blue here is only sour because Buck Cluck likes me more.

[grumble. fine. boat.]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Is that really a compliment though?

[memotome]

Buck Cluck is a cuck. Get on the boat.

[sorrydoods]

Yes ma'am!

[And onto the boat he goes! He can't believe this is really happening...things are finally looking up for once!]

[not_over_yet]

[ Basil sternly tells himself no "I told you so"s at any point. No more breaking Soos. ]

[sorrydoods]

[He really doesn't deserve it right now]

[upgradeit]

[Oh, uh. Water? Hei Hei scream.]


Shhhhh, you stupid screamy baby! [Hiro says something in Japanese to Hei Hei, puts a hood over him, and loads his stuff into the boat.] He does that sometimes.

[hasit]

He and Monsieur ought to be great friends.

[Monsieur just likes to scream for no reason. The water doesn't bother him, or anything.]

[angelgoatdemon]

[He hates to ignore the souls, but what can he do? Revive them?

Lekmet's gonna sit somewhere near the back so he can keep an eye on everyone, maybe watch for the rear just in case]

It's safe, right?

[memotome]

Oh, yeah. Slow-moving. Fun lil boat ride. Don’t worry.

[not_over_yet]

[ This is an incredibly terrible idea. Hades is up to something, but.

Free boat-ride to hell. ...Ah. ] What's this cost?

[memotome]

You gotta listen to me do the Jungle Cruise spiel the whole time.

[not_over_yet]

...No other toll?

[ Honestly he might be willing to pay whatever, he's very tired. Somebody needs to at least check though. ]

[bayoublues]

[Right. He's going to peer into the water briefly and--

Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope bye he's in the boat now and not budging an inch.]

[memotome]

[the boat is off now and Hades is absolutely jungle cruise-ing it when one of the souls tries reaching up and grabbing louis.]

And if you look to your left, you’ll see - HEY!

[and he hurls a fireball at it.]

WE’RE NOT MAKIN GATOR RIBS TODAY!

[hasit]

[quietly:]

Why am I always surrounded by hotheads.