WEEK 1

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well... That sure did happen. After Swackhammer is done ranting about his terrible group of hostages, everyone is free to explore the surrounding area. But true to his word, it still seems to be heavily under construction, and any areas not on the map are surrounded by giant walls. Have fun with your two small areas of Moron Mountain (just be thankful you have clean underwear).

You don't seem to be entirely alone in this park either, as you will find one other employee if you search Swackhammer Avenue well enough.

Not exactly the most populated park, huh?

But hey, you can exit the park at least! Except the only thing they'll find is a seedy hotel in the dense fog. After searching, most people will come to realize that this is your living quarters, what with the bios that line the front wall. But hey at least you know you have food beyond hot dogs and smoothies!

Have fun, little toons! There are surly wacky adventures that await you.]

26 guests remain

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{OOC: Welcome to NonDisney's Foolish Mortals! As per usual, there will be no murders committed on the first week! (I mean... not case murders, I'm not sure I trust this disaster cast) If you want to investigate, please put up an INVESTIGATION note in the top level, and put up the name of the NPC you want to communicate there as well if you'd like to do that! Hope you enjoy your stay everyone ;)

Comments

[oh_worm]

Goooonna go ahead and say that'll be a little easier for you than for me, dude.

[codeofhero]

[Ugh, you humans.]

hmm, if our captor had any wits about him, he might offer you all something better than his abandoned merchandise.

[but all we've got is the trashman.]

[oh_worm]

[ look, man, she has ladycurves to worry about ]

You'd think. But nope, just this nonsense.

[toogoodtobetrue]

['I can't believe Willy Wonka is slandering my good name']

[toogoodtobetrue]

[Well that was a change of attitude! Coraline doesn't seem willing to do it for her, but if she's apologetic, well...]

...I could tell you how it's done.

[And then you do what she says! Coraline thinks that's reasonable]

[toogoodtobetrue]

I don't think he knows what he's doing. He couldn't even kidnap the right people, instead he got... [It sounds so self-deprecating to say it like this, but...] ...all of us.

[As if they weren't perfectly good toons by their own merits! Not that Coraline knows this, hah]

This place's going to fall apart in less than a month and he'll be out in the streets.

[toogoodtobetrue]

[Wow. You're unbelievable]

You're such an upstanding citizen.

[Judging you so hard]

[thegreateggscape]

Violence has never been my first option.

[It'd have made her movie a lot shorter.]

[thegreateggscape]

[Any sewer grates or the like around the park?]

[candymancan]

[The name "Willy Wonka" has been crossed out and the word "Caroline" has been written on top of it.

Yeah, he. Didn't actually bother to remember her name. Came pretty close though!]

[candymancan]

But it is still an option, isn't it?

[thegreateggscape]

...

[She narrows her eyes at him.]

The absolute last one.

[notthebattleship]

That's a scenario to keep in mind.

[But she's certain that's unlikely unless they took extra precautions in transporting food.]

The shipments of supplies have to come from somewhere, then. There's far more happening behind the scenes. The trick to getting back is to find a way into the back rooms.

Swackhammer Avenue

[notthebattleship]

[Zhu Li was looking at the shop windows, so she briefly glances around her - ah, the narwhal horse. She shrugs in response. Every rich man is like that.]

[candymancan]

Hm. So tell me, dear, what would it take for you to decide violence is the only answer left for you?

[thegreateggscape]

When there are none left.

[candymancan]

None left? Are you referring to there being no other options, or no other survivors of this place?

Because I can tell you this- if you only fight back once everyone else is dead, that's perhaps more cowardly than never fighting at all.

[captain_cronch]

[Centipeedle isn't feeling too great about this place--oh not because of the murder, but because she hasn't been able to leave yet. But she's been making the most of it by pilfering clothes from the Shopping Area, even using the underwear as 'helmet'.

She can be found in the Basketball court in her 'armor', squaring up on her combat skills as she still believes basketball is a battle arena. Come challenge the Bug Warrior.

Somewhere later during the day she can be seen chomping down on hot dogs. She doesn't need to eat, but after discovering hot dogs she can't stop pressing the button for HOT DOG. One hot dog? Sure! How about another? Why not. Smash that mf hot dog button.]

[captain_cronch]

[Motions him over.

Let's do this.]

[standsforrevenge]

[He starts to dribble.

He starts to run.

Everything's happening in slow motion.

As he approaches the hoop, he leaps into the air, striking a possibly famous pose]

AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[HE DUNKS IT- no he overshot it and it hits the backboard and also he knocks into the pole face-first.]

Hot Dogs

[toogoodtobetrue]

You're going to eat all that?

[That's been an impressive amount of hot dogs, and even more are coming. It's amazing]

[captain_cronch]

[Nodding slowly as one arm is halfway down with a hot dog.]

[toogoodtobetrue]

[Coraline takes the paper cat very carefully, turning it around in her hands]

This is...this is quality work. I almost can't believe it's made only with paper.

[This is origami so good Coraline doesn't remember the last time she was so impressed by this kind of thing. Most likely she never had admired origami so much]

[toogoodtobetrue]

You should slow down. You're going to choke or something, and then who will help you?

[Like...Coraline would try, but she's just a young girl with no CPR knowledge. It'd go badly]

[captain_cronch]

[It's fiiiiiiine she's a rock. She assures Coraline by. Tapping. Her gem-eye-thing.]