Final Trial

[bringmecontracts]

[After everyone is done investigating the rooms, they will hear a faint creeek from the mansion’s entrance. Once they heads towards the noise they will discover a set of stairs leading to the basement that definitely weren’t there earlier.

Once they head downstairs, they will find themselves in a long hallway that seems to stretch out forever. It doesn’t, luckily, but eventually the hallway ends at a large empty room, with just a throne in the center.

The living guests will immediately realize they're not alone because King Dice is here already laying across the throne and smoking a cigar. He grins at the survivors and stand up.]

Well congrats, kids! I must say I’m impressed that that you managed to get down here alive, considering who was leading ya.

Now, I’m sure y’all have a lot of questions about what’s going on but I gotta settle something first:

[He looks directly at Michael.]

Mikey, I believe we have to finish our arrangement now.

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[bringmecontracts]

And that’s why I don’t care about anyone but weed and Smoke here.

[in4apounding]

[Okay this is exactly what she was talking about to Michael earlier, KD. This isn't even a self-fulfilling prophecy kind of thing it really is just basic cause and effect.]

Have you ever tried NOT being a huge wad?

[Thanks Penny, that should really bring him around.]

[bringmecontracts]

If the alternative is bein’ a complete buzzkill, I would rather die

[standsforrevenge]

I dunno how to break this to you, dude, but you ARE a huge buzzkill.

[in4apounding]

You don't have to be boring to not be a jerk! Cleo and Otis and Gandhi and Beth and Dinobot have all been super nice and THEY'RE not boring at all! My friend Ruby's the nicest person I know and she's interesting enough to get admitted to a Hunstmen Academy a whole two years early!

[bringmecontracts]

Noooot exactly convincin’ me if ya biggest example of someone who’s not borin’ Is someone who went to school early.

[in4apounding]

RUBY IS VERY INTERESTING AND- do you even know what the Huntsmen Academies are like?

[There's normal school stuff but there's also a lot of guns and blades and fighting monsters. You know, girl stuff.]

[bringmecontracts]

If you’re a student there? It has nothin’ I’d want.

[in4apounding]

And what DO you want, besides getting high and- and forgetting about your hairy goat friend?

[bringmecontracts]

[His eyes narrow.]

Don’t talk about him.

[in4apounding]

Why not? Who is he.

[What, did he call you a wad too, you don't get to shittalk Ruby and then put friends as an out of bounds topic.]

[bringmecontracts]

You don't care about me, so I got no reason to tell ya.

[in4apounding]

....you know, you're right. I don't care. You've been nothing but cruel to all of us since we got here, and you killed Kubo and Mister Bender, and you definitely got Audrey killed even though she was the closest thing you had to a friend, and you've given me no reason to care about you ever.

[Plus the whole taking weird glee in watching them all die? That's definitely a big factor here.]

But I've got your photos and I think you want those back, so I'm gonna ask again. Who is he and what happened?

[She pulls out one of the photos from an interior pocket and holds it up to demonstrate she's not lying.]

[bringmecontracts]

I fail to understand how sayin’ that ya stole from me again is supposed ta endear me to ya

[He takes a long inhale of his cigar.]

Doesn’t matter who he was, he’s gone now.

[in4apounding]

I'm not trying to endear myself, I'm- ...is there a word for holding a thing ransom instead of a person? Not blackmail... extorting, I guess? I'm trying to extort answers out of you.

...And I'm pretty sure it does matter, at least to you, or you wouldn't have had these on your wall. Or be trying to smoke so much you forget. Did he die, or just- go away go away?

[bringmecontracts]

...

Murdered, actually.

[in4apounding]

...oh.

[Well when you say it all blunt like that she kind of feels like a jerk.]

...by who? Was it part of- a ritual or game or whatever this actually is?

[bringmecontracts]

Unrelated, actually. I took this job after he died, anyway.

[udderly]

So he was a "friend." [He says this mostly to himself.] Is forgetting him really that important to you?

[standsforrevenge]

He owe you money or something?

[Whoosh, right over Gandhi's head.]

[bringmecontracts]

If it was a money issue, I woulda jus' looted his corpse once he died.

[bringmecontracts]

It's either that or mope about the whole situation. Once smoke gave me this job and weed I realized that the former is by far the better choice.

[udderly]

Uh, ok so like. This is just my personal opinion? But if you don't mope about your moops, then you're actually just like. Making the moops bigger?

[He's using that word right, he thinks. Sounds like something Beth would say.]

[in4apounding]

Your friend died and then Mister Smoke got you to take a job with money and memory-loss spweed.

[That's actually pretty terrible, even for a wad like King Dice.]

...Where does that Epcot place fit in, though? Was that where you and your friend worked before?

[Are you in fact a robot, sir, have you been holding out.]

[bringmecontracts]

... Kid, I worked for The Devil before this. I never worked at a theme park before I met smoke.