Gaiden Mock NPCs (
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foolishmortals2018-11-03 12:56 pm
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Mock Gaiden Trial
[After everyone has finished investigating the horrendous death of a poor dog (and also a couple of disasters who somehow gotten themselves killed, everyone will hear a loud click from the direction of Superstar Studios. A few moments later, the Agent’s voice is heard.]
Ok that’s enough rehearsal there! Time for the show! Everyone break a leg okay?
[As everyone enters the Studio, the first thing that hits them is the blinding lights, making it impossible to see anything for the first few moments.
Once their eyes adjust, they’ll realize that they are definitely in a really tacky movie studios. There are some cheap cardboard cutouts of monsters and city skylines, cameras that look pretty out of date, and the whole place looks like it was built on a shoestring budget.
In the middle of the studio there are rows of directors chairs for every guest that woke up here, with Rod, Ghost Host, and Stan’s chairs just knocked over. In front of them stands the Agent, grinning in an extremely uncanny way.]
I’m impressed! Three bodies is impressive after that first week of nothin’! I’m gonna make sure that culprit gets an extra special reward if they manage to get away with it.
[A small pause, then:]
Okay, my shining stars. You all have to figure out who killed your fellow actors so they don’t get away with it! If they do, they get their reward while everyone else will be punished instead.
There’s no set time limit, but make sure you don’t make it borin’. The cameras are rolling and I ain’t going to let the people watch another boring average reality show!
Ok that’s enough rehearsal there! Time for the show! Everyone break a leg okay?
[As everyone enters the Studio, the first thing that hits them is the blinding lights, making it impossible to see anything for the first few moments.
Once their eyes adjust, they’ll realize that they are definitely in a really tacky movie studios. There are some cheap cardboard cutouts of monsters and city skylines, cameras that look pretty out of date, and the whole place looks like it was built on a shoestring budget.
In the middle of the studio there are rows of directors chairs for every guest that woke up here, with Rod, Ghost Host, and Stan’s chairs just knocked over. In front of them stands the Agent, grinning in an extremely uncanny way.]
I’m impressed! Three bodies is impressive after that first week of nothin’! I’m gonna make sure that culprit gets an extra special reward if they manage to get away with it.
[A small pause, then:]
Okay, my shining stars. You all have to figure out who killed your fellow actors so they don’t get away with it! If they do, they get their reward while everyone else will be punished instead.
There’s no set time limit, but make sure you don’t make it borin’. The cameras are rolling and I ain’t going to let the people watch another boring average reality show!

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So, that's my alibi. I only do overkill.
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Youse think they's still bleedin' out in this here courtroom?
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[His own shirt is still mostly undone. He pops another button.]
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[He's doing this. He's making it happen.]
[I'm so sorry, everyone.]
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[The shirt is. Gone. I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry.]
[He is, at least, free of blood or wounds, if anyone can stand to look that long.]
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[of all the many reasons she wishes she'd done the murder this is the tops right now]
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[please she's begging you don't.]
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I'd rather have the culprit get away with it.
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[ LOPMON, WHO DOES NOT WEAR CLOTHES, ]
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[Besides, obviously the hat stays on. He's classy like that.]
Arm injury check
[Bill's display has certainly changed her focus to business.]
How should we set this up then? I'm not entirely sure what to search for, but... How about we start with a look for defensive wounds or something? If someone smashed a crystal ball into someone's head, they might have taken some shards to the hand.
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[He outstretches his little webbed hands, palm-out. There are no pieces of glass or signs of injury in his hands.]
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[Yes that is the entire nickname this time.]
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[His arms and hands are clean...? You don't want a toon to take off his gloves. But also his gloves are sparkling white so it's probably fine.]
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Trust me, lil' man. Ya don't wanna know.
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[semi-detailed animal death cw]
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This is ridiculous. How do we know this isn't a stunt from the studio to begin with?
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Only graves can truly keep your secrets.